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BILbouncedMC

Abandoned, aita, anxious, bad kid, BILbouncedMC, blaming son, difficult child, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing secret, family drama, Guilt, Homeless, Hyper, IMPULSIVE, making my BIL homeless, man up, nasty fight, piece of crap, Reflecting, sister’s husband, stop annoying

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than Mark leaving his family because his son is “too difficult to deal with.”

On our server, you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the time Mark tried to apologize to his son by sending him threatening texts instead. And don’t worry, we’ve got more family drama than a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, just like when Mark’s mom kicked him out for being a terrible parent.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Mark’s life choices, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our server?

AliceCraft: MayorGoneWild

AliceCraft, China, Chinese crime, controversy, Corruption, cover up, criminal ties, Disappearance, fugitive, Government, illegal activities, investigation, law enforcement, Mayor Alice Guo, MayorGoneWild, missing, Mysterious, Philippine, Philippines, Political, scandal, SUSPECT

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Farms Harvested:	680
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8306

so, like, u know that philippine mayor alice guo? well, she got mixed up with some chinese crime stuff and now she’s gone missin! but, like, don’t worry about her, come join our minecraft server instead! we got crazy adventures and wild parties every night! maybe even mayor guo will show up and join the fun, who knows! come join us and see what all the fuss is about! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PostCraft: Amen!

amen, Approval, Comment, Communication, Digital, Evolution, Expression, forum, History, innovation, internet, Nostalgia, ONLINE, original, Platform, Post button, PostCraft, reaction, social media, Technology, Website

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, you know when you’re playing minecraft and you’re like, “wow, i wish i could ride a unicorn while fighting a dragon and eating a taco at the same time”? well, guess what, my dude, on this server, that’s totally possible!

we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical rainbow appears in the sky. it’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who are just here to have a good time? yeah, they’re super chill and always down for a dance-off or a game of hide and seek.

so, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server of all time, then come join us! trust me, you won’t regret it. just hit that ‘Amen!’ button and let the fun begin!

Butter2OilCraft

Blood fat profiles, BUTTER, Butter2OilCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, dietary fats, health benefits, healthy diet, healthy lifestyle, heart health, high-quality plant unsaturated fats, lipid metabolism, lipid profile, nutrition, nutrition science, Oil, plant based diet, Preventive medicine., saturated animal fats, saturated fats, unsaturated fats

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	3586	Votes:	582
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro.

Lost in the Mystmoor – where survival means dodging PVP and griefers, all while navigating land claims and anti-cheat measures!

Anticheat, Builds, challenge, Claims, classic, Community, Discord, dodging, Enhancements, enthusiasts, Experience, gameplay, Griefers, instagram, Join, Land, Lost, Means, measures, Minecraft, Mystmoor, navigating, Overworld, pay to win, PvP, Server, Small, smp, Staff, Survival, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Overview:

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP, you need to apply for whitelist on our website. After being approved, you will receive the server IP to connect.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have strong measures against cheating and grief on our server. Any instances of griefing will result in immediate consequences.

Q: Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

A: No, we are a vanilla server with no mods or cheats allowed. Anyone caught using unauthorized mods or cheats will be banned.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: We welcome players of all ages, but please keep in mind that we expect all members to behave respectfully and follow the server rules.

Touch My Blocks Minecraft Server

arousal, blocks, daydreaming, desire, erotic thoughts, FANTASY, infatuation, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, Romantic, self love, self pleasure, self-exploration, self-indulgence, Sensuality, Server, solo pleasure, Touch, yearning, yearning for touch

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Votes:	3813
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	278
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7233

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage self-love in the most literal sense! That’s right, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in-game and having a blast doing it!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Build a giant statue of yourself touching yourself, create a rollercoaster that simulates the feeling of self-touching, or embark on a quest to find the legendary “Self-Love Diamond” hidden deep within the world.

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when you think about us, you’ll be touching yourself in more ways than one!

BlockbusterFlicks Minecraft Server

BlockBusterFlicks, favorite films, film enthusiasts, film recommendations, film suggestions, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie buffs, movie comparisons, movie critiques, movie discussion, movie genre, movie lovers, movie recommendations, movie reviews, movie suggestions, Server, similar movie recommendations, similar movies

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with endless sequels! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper battles, epic treasure hunts, and unexpected plot twists around every corner. Who needs popcorn when you have a diamond sword in hand? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server!

Grandparent’sGamerHaven

acceptance, blended family, custody, difficult decisions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, GrandparentsGamerHaven, Grief, grief therapy, hospice, Loss, maternal grandparents, parental conflict, parental wishes, step-parenting, stepson, terminal illness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! Need a break from family drama and arguments? Join our server and leave all that behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends!

Our server is so awesome, even a grieving stepson would choose to live with us over his grandparents! That’s right, our server is so amazing that even in the midst of family turmoil, you’ll want to log on and forget all your troubles. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to escape to?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build a castle, mine for diamonds, and hang out with fellow players who understand the need for a little virtual escapism. Don’t let family drama get you down – join our server and let the fun begin!

SpaceCraft Minecraft Server

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black Holes, celestial bodies, cosmic mysteries, cosmic phenomena, Dark Matter, extraterrestrial life, galaxies, gravitational waves, Minecraft, nebulae, Planets, Server, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, space facts, space trivia, spacecraft, Stars, the big bang, Universe

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3649	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Do you know what’s even more interesting than space? Our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be exploring galaxies and building space stations in no time. Rumor has it, we have a secret portal that leads to a planet made entirely of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a group of alien creepers who love to dance to disco music. So why waste your time staring at the stars when you could be crafting your own cosmic adventures with us? Join now and blast off into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

NostalgicCraft

bedtime stories, carefree days, childhood dreams, childhood memories, family time, favorite toys, Friends, growing up, holiday traditions, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, School days, simpler times, summer vacations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6532

Remember the good old days when you used to spend hours playing Minecraft and building epic structures with your friends? Well, guess what? Our server is here to bring back those nostalgic memories and make them even better!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with diamonds and gold. But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn for 24 hours! Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies on a majestic horned horse?

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host daily building competitions where the winner gets to ride a dragon for a day. Imagine swooping down from the clouds and breathing fire on your enemies – talk about a power trip!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner child run wild in a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HungaryCraft EU Summit Boycott

Boycott, controversy, diplomatic boycott, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic relations, diplomatic summit, disagreement, EU, EU-Hungary relations, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, Hungary, HungaryCraft, international relations, political tensions, Politics, summit

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Potions Brewed:	116	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

so, like, you know how Hungary is all like “we do what we want” and the EU is all like “no, you can’t do that”? well, that’s the drama going down in this server! join us for some wild foreign affairs shenanigans and see if you can navigate the crazy politics of this virtual world! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned players – shh, don’t tell anyone! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the drama!