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AgelessCraft

age, age disclosure, age representation, AgelessCraft, aging, BIRTHDAYS, Communication, Eventually, getting older, growing older, halfs, Honesty, Maturity, Numbers, personal information, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, social norms, stop adding halfs, telling age, telling people

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	123
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u ever seen a chicken ride a rollercoaster? well, u will on this server, fam.

we got a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons drop sick beats and do the electric slide. and don’t even get me started on the llamas that spit fireballs, it’s lit, bruh.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant diamond castle where u can chill with the ender dragon and play poker with the creepers? yeah, it’s wild, man.

so, like, stop adding halfs to ur age and come join the party on this server. it’s gonna be off the chain, yo.

MommyMinecraftDaycare

addiction, Boundaries, childcare arrangements, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, generational differences, grandparent-grandchild relationship, Guilt, Manipulation, medication, MommyMinecraftDaycare, mother-daughter relationship, parenting challenges, seeking support, self-care, Therapy, toxic behavior

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5440	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Votes:	230	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

comfort, comfort food, cravings, DELICIOUS, Favorite, Feel-Good, Food, guilty pleasure, Happy, HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP, Indulgent, joy, mood booster, Mood lifter, Nourishing, satisfying, satisfying meal, soul food, Tasty, Treats, yummy

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3284
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs drop bacon and the cows give you milkshakes? Well, look no further because our server is a food lover’s paradise! We have a secret recipe for enchanted golden apples that will give you infinite hunger and make you the ultimate foodie in the game. So come join us and satisfy your cravings for delicious treats while building epic structures and battling mobs with your food-powered weapons. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this culinary adventure!

BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Tiny Brain Big Deal

big, big deal, Brain, brain analysis, brain complexity, brain function, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, brain study, Cognitive science, Deal, diagram, fruit fly, insect brain, neural pathways, neurology, neuroscience, neuroscience technology, research innovation, scientific breakthrough, Tiny, Tiny brain, transform neuroscience

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8920	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Ores Mined:	3105
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, Aly J, brand partnerships, celebrity endorsements, Content Creation, Craft, Digital Marketing, influencer marketing, instagram, Jordyn Jones, Minecraft, monetization, Online platforms, online presence, onlyfans, paid posts, Server, social media influencers, social media marketing, social media strategy, Starlet, starlets, tiktok, young celebrities, Young Entrepreneurs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Censorship, community standards, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, gaming industry, Louis, love, Minecraft, multiplayer, offensive language, online gaming, online harassment, player behavior, racial slurs, racism, smp, social responsibility, toxic behavior, valve, Valves, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Best Friend, career, cosmetology school, Driving, EMT classes, Europe, Expectations, financial concerns, financial support, future prospects, groceries, License, License2Craft, living situation, Minecraft, Moving, piercings, Rent, RIDES, roommate, Server, tough love

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2228
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

IceCreamBanterCraft

Argument, Communication, Conflict, credit card, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family struggles, finances, humor, husband, ice cream, IceCreamBanterCraft, JOKE, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, preschool, reconciliation, relationship, Tension

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4219
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

PixelJoyLand

Brighten your day, daily delights, everyday happiness, Feel-Good, Happiness, Heartwarming gestures, instant mood lifter, little pick-me-ups, little things, mood booster, PixelJoyLand, positivity, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small joys, smile inducer, sunshine in a small package, tiny delights, unexpected kindness, uplifting moments

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your character do the chicken dance for eternity. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon has a sweet tooth for cake and will stop at nothing to steal all the desserts in the land.

Build your dream castle, ride a llama into battle, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a little bit of chaos (looking at you, TNT enthusiasts).

So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing brighter than the sun is the smile on your face as you ride a pig into the sunset, armed with a diamond sword and a pocket full of dreams.

OilZombieCraft

Abandoned Tanker, Creepy discovery, Cursed Vessel, eerie incident, ghost ship, Ghostly Cargo, Haunted Ship, Macabre Ship, Mysterious Arrival, Mystery at Sea, Northern Chinese Port, Oil, oil tanker, OilZombieCraft, paranormal activity, Spooky Port, strange occurrence, Supernatural Vessel, Undead Ship, unexplained phenomenon., Zombie Tanker

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Yo, so like, imagine this: a zombie tanker pulls up at a port in China, but get this – it’s loaded with oil! Like, who let the zombies drive a tanker full of oil? That’s some next level chaos, bro. But hey, if you wanna experience that kind of madness on the reg, then you gotta join our Minecraft server.

We got zombies driving tankers, creepers running for president, and pigs flying on jetpacks. It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, our community is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to build insane structures and pull off epic pranks.

So if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughs, then hop on board this zombie tanker of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re sneaky little buggers.