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Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!

XmasGrindCraft: Boss AFK, We Slay!

Afk, Boss, boss behavior, boss expectations, boss gratitude, boss support, Christmas shifts, Christmas work, Christmas work culture, Christmas work pressure, Christmas work rewards, Christmas work-life balance, holiday shifts, holiday work, holiday work challenges, holiday work ethics, holiday work motivation, holiday work sacrifices, holiday working conditions, People who work on Christmas, slay, working on holidays, XmasGrindCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Towns Built:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Are you tired of working on Christmas while your boss is off sipping eggnog on a beach somewhere? Well, join our Minecraft server where Santa is the boss and he’s always watching to make sure everyone is spreading holiday cheer! Instead of working overtime, you’ll be building gingerbread houses and riding flying reindeer around the virtual North Pole. Plus, if you’re on the naughty list, you might just end up in a snowball fight with the Grinch himself. So ditch your boring job and come join the festive fun on our server!

EstoniaFinland Electric Minecraft Server

blackout, Connection, cross-border, DISRUPTED, DiSRuPtiON, Electric, electricity, ENERGY, Estonia, EstoniaFinland, Fingrid, finland, Grid, Incident, investigation, maintenance, Minecraft, OUTAGE, power, Repair, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Vandalism

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1098
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	115	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, liek, u kno how electricity is suposed to go from estonia to finland, rite? well sum dum-dums decided to mess with the wires and now the connection is all messed up. fingrid is all like “yo, sum1 prolly did sum vandalism sh*t” and now every1 is like “wut da heck, man?”

but u kno wut u shud do? u shud join our minecraft server! we got no vandalism here, just pure fun and craziness. build ur own electric connection between estonia and finland in minecraft and show fingrid how it’s done! plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all dat good stuff. so come on over and join the madness, u won’t regret it!

AssadmasCraft: Christians Unite!

Assad, AssadmasCraft, celebration, Christian Community, CHRISTIANS, Christmas mass, FAITH, fall of Assad, holiday season, Hope, MIDDLE EAST, minority group, persecution, religious ceremony, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Syria, Syrian, tradition, unite, war-torn country

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Potions Brewed:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Syrian Christians are celebrating Christmas mass for the first time since the fall of Assad! Why should you join, you ask? Well, our server is so lit that even Santa himself is dropping by to mine some diamonds and slay some creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a snowman in our winter wonderland biome, it will come to life and start doing the Macarena. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the holiday shenanigans begin!

Lung Scan Fun Land

Fun, gas diffusion, gas inhalation, Land, Lung, lung disease, lung function, lung health, lung imaging, lung research, lung scanning, lung scans, lung technology, lung therapy, lung treatment, lung ventilation, medical imaging, Perfluoropropane gas, pulmonary function, Real-Time Monitoring, respiratory health, respiratory system, Scan, treatment effects

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Potions Brewed:	174	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we scan lungs with perfluoropropane gas! it’s like a rave for your respiratory system, dude. breathe in that sweet gas and watch as it travels through your virtual lungs in real time. who needs x-rays when you can have a minecraft lung scan, right? plus, we have a secret underground lab where we experiment with different gases and see what happens. maybe you’ll grow an extra lung or turn into a dragon, who knows? join now for the most insane medical experience of your life!

Lanterncraft

Adventure, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Ip:, Lanterncraft, Lore, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Map Wipes, player-controlled economy, player-marketplace, quest lines, Quests, Resource worlds, Server, Shop, smp, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Star Shards Collected:	82
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

🕯 Quests	We have a detailed quest line with lore behind them.
🛡️ Dungeons	Want something to do in the end games? Well we offer unrelenting dungeons that require the best gear to complete
🍃 Resource Worlds	Don’t like destroying your surroundings to get materials? Our resource worlds offer exactly that, You can mine them to your heart’s content. They even get reset every month so you’ll never run out of resources
💰 Player-Controlled Economy	Don’t like being restricted on what you can sell? Fear not, YOU control the market, there is no server-imposed pricing, and you decide what you want to sell your items for
🏪 Player Marketplace	Want a place to sell your items? We have a huge marketplace where you can design your shop plot however you like
🌍 No Map Wipes	Sick and tired of your progress being reset on other servers? You won’t have that worry on Lanterncraft, We strive to keep the same world for as long as possible. Come and make your mark on the server. Our world was made on the 9th of June 2024 and will never be reset

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.lanterncraft.net

Q: Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by using the invite link http://discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Q: Can I create my own shop in the player marketplace?

A: Yes, you can design your shop plot however you like in the player marketplace

Q: Are there regular resets of the resource worlds?

A: Yes, the resource worlds are reset every month to ensure you never run out of resources

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.6

1.20.6, back, ballot, CHANGE, Choice, decision, election, error, irreversible, Kingdoms, Lost, Mind, mistake, reconsider, regret, remorse, remorseful, rethink, Sorry., sucker, undo, Vote, Voting

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is lit AF!

First off, we got so many crazy mods that will blow your mind. Like, you can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes. How insane is that?!

And the best part is the community, man. We got the friendliest bunch of players who will help you out with anything. Need some diamonds? They got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? They’ll cheer you on!

Plus, the events on this server are next level bonkers. We have weekly dance parties in the Nether, where we all wear glow-in-the-dark armor and boogie down to some sick beats. It’s like a rave, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Sorry, you can’t take your vote back, sucker.

>its the PS1 days but all the lessons… Minecraft SMP

3d game, 3D Graphics, console advancements, console gens, Days, game design evolution, game design principles, game development, game industry, Game Mechanics, gaming aesthetics, gaming evolution, gaming innovation, gaming technology, gtits, improved graphics, lessons, Minecraft, Nostalgia, proper design, ps1, retro gaming, smp, Video Game History

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take you back to the PS1 days but with all the modern bells and whistles of later console generations! Imagine playing Minecraft with graphics that make you question if you’re still in the Stone Age or not.

Join us for the ultimate nostalgia trip as we bring back the classics in a whole new light. Who needs fancy shaders and high-res textures when you can experience the pixelated glory of the PS1 era?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret level that unlocks the ability to play Minecraft in VR. That’s right, virtual reality in a virtual world – mind blown!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the PS1 revolution like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden cheat code that turns all the creepers into dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!

FirstDateWed SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Connection, DATING, first date, FirstDateWed, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, Marriage, marriage success, partner, relationships, romance, Significant Other, smp, soulmate, Spouse, true love, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a crazy love story like no other. Who knows, you might even marry the girl you slept with on your first date! That’s right, love is in the air and so are Ender Dragons apparently.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that grant wishes. And let’s not forget about the talking sheep who gives out life advice in exchange for wool.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and see where the craziness takes you. Who knows, you might just become the king of the server or end up in a llama rodeo. The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times I’ve accidentally punched a villager. Let’s goooo!

Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

PixelPeace Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Ishiba, Japan, mediation, Minecraft, Négotiation, Peace, Peacebuilding, PixelPeace, Political Support, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, Unity, world peace, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	300
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you can, like, build a house out of candy canes and ride a llama into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and get this, the admin is, like, a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a flick of his wand. he once battled a giant spider with nothing but a pickaxe and a block of cheese. true story, bro.

plus, we have, like, secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds and golden apples. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of talking cows and dancing creepers. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision of your life.