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NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, gameplay, Minecraft, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Plugins, PvP, Resources, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

game.fairytavern.fun

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Brutal, Censorship, CONTENT, controversial, Digital, Entertainment, explicit, EXTREME, graphic, internet, Media, Minecraft, Netflix, ONLINE, Platform, Royale.., Server, Shocking.., streaming, Streaming Service, too far, Video, webm

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of Netflix taking over your life with their endless binge-worthy shows? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the clutches of Netflix by diving into a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the limits of human creativity. Who knows, maybe your epic castle build will catch the eye of top scientists looking for the next great architectural genius.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve heard whispers of a hidden treasure buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So say goodbye to Netflix and hello to adventure on our Minecraft server. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

16282603, 4chan, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Builder, digital communication, forum, humor, imageboard, internet culture, internet humor, internet phenomenon, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, online identity, smp, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3042
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so wild, we once had a player build an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT – talk about a thrill ride!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Project Respawn

Survival, Survival Vanilla SMP Community Crafting Mining Hermitcraft Building Relax Multiplayer Exploration Adventure Redstone Pvp Economy Land claim Mob farm Skyblock Pve Server, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	161	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

We are a new Minecraft server and aim to build a stable community of players, who enjoy some relaxed mining and crafting with like-minded people. We look for inspiration to SMP’s like Hermitcraft and try to embrace the concept of “Vanilla+”

projectrespawn.dedimc.io

Why the Do They Keep Doing This??? Minecraft Server

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, bewilderment, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Irritation, Minecraft, perplexity, Questioning, rant, Repetition, Server, what is the point, WHO IS THIS, who is this for, why do they do this, WTF

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	119	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crops Grown:	4299	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that make you want to scream, “Why the do they keep doing this???” Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers at your enemies. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic, even the pigs have superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house out of giant marshmallows and live in a world made entirely of candy? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen the Ender Dragon bust a move like this before!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Who the fuck is this for, you ask? It’s for anyone who’s ready to have a blast and laugh until their sides hurt. See you in the game!

Dildo in My Mouth Minecraft SMP

dildo, Minecraft, Mouth, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mines Excavated:	2560
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Potions Brewed:	170	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9549	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have girlfriend’s dildos lying around, but we do have some crazy shenanigans waiting for you. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while dodging flying dildos (just kidding… or are we?). Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Just be sure to keep your mouth dildo-free… or not, we won’t judge!

Balhorn

Adventure, building, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, OneBlock, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

First 50 people that joins get a free MVP RANK! Freshly started server, come and get your free RANK!

play.balhorn.online

Saturday Night Minecraft Server

episode, episode numbers, family, Family Reunion, Friends, gals, GDP thread, installment, Memories, Minecraft, night, Nostalgia, pic, rare pic, reunion, saturday, SATURDAY NIGHT, Saturday night GDP, Server, Thread, tv show, weekend, weekend GDP

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Farms Harvested:	425
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9080
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a family reunion with a bunch of gals? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. We’ve got episode numbers hidden throughout the server that you have to find to unlock special rewards – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with creepers! So come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until you respawn).

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Admiration, adoration, Affection, attachment, believe.., Bond, care, close relationship, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, endearment, Fondness, Liking, Lil, lil nigga, love, Minecraft, nigga, sentiment, smp, strong feelings, tenderness, warmth

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Poisonous Prisons

Cross-Play, Minecraft Prisons Server IP Address Prison Falixsrv Unique Gaming Network Online Multiplayer Community PVP Survival Adventure Economy Creative Minigames Bukkit Mods, Prison

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1546
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Poisonous Prisons is a Minecraft Prisons server unlike any other server out there! Join with the IP Address below! poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me

poisonousprisons.falixsrv.me:19132