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LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3883	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

CraftyCarFiasco

Advanced technology, Aerial vehicles, air travel, autonomous vehicles, CraftyCarFiasco, flying cars, flying vehicles, future innovations, future of travel, future predictions, future technology, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic transportation, futuristic vehicles, innovation, science fiction, self driving cars, technological advancements, Transportation, transportation technology, Urban mobility

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7120	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	261
Players Killed by Monsters:	190	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	153	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	176888	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	533
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Potions Brewed:	66

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!