| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2425 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 7628 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8422 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3427 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Votes: | 1279 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
join us and u can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie horde. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself wants to join the fun.
so come on down and join the craziest, wackiest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness. so what r u waiting for? come join us now!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 1627 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
we got crazy challenges that will make ur brain EXPLODE with excitement!!! u will be crafting and building like a pro in no time!!!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft champ with the power of SKIN-TO-SKIN CONTACT!!! #neurodevelopmentgoals #minecraftmadness
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 551 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8565 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Join us and become part of a community where everyone is not just friendly, but also super eager to hang out with you! No more feeling like you’re not part of the cool club – on our server, you’re the VIP member everyone wants to be around.
So come on, ditch your work woes and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to explore? Join now and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1695 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a magical land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you three wishes. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a mansion made entirely of cheese? You got it. The possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Cocky Cockatrice, a mythical creature with a cocky attitude and a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, he’s all bark and no bite…we think.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see just how big your cocky can get! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any cocky-related incidents that may occur while playing on our server.)
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2280 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 213 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about nosy friends or judgmental church groups. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggles of keeping secrets from your family.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs friends and family when you have virtual blocks to build with?
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4712 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of bumping into your sister’s ex at the virtual Target self-checkout! 2. Build your own divorce-themed pixel art to express your unresolved feelings. 3. Play with friendly players who may or may not have run into your ex-husband at a virtual Target in the game.
Join now and never miss out on the latest gossip from the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even find your sister’s ex-husband building a Target store in the game. Let the drama unfold in our virtual world!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 6967 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as players battle it out in epic PvP battles, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and embark on quests that will leave you questioning your sanity. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run the black market, trading rare items for emeralds and secrets.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret cult of villagers who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. They believe that sacrificing potatoes to Spudnik will bring them good luck and fortune in their Minecraft adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3199 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Ever wanted to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Imagine the look on your enemies’ faces as they get tangled up in a delicious web of carbs. Or how about the power to turn invisible, but only when you’re singing the Macarena? It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s a game-changer.
But wait, there’s more! How about the ability to summon a horde of angry chickens to do your bidding? Or the power to make everyone around you break out into spontaneous dance parties? The possibilities are endless on our server.
So come join us and discover the weirdest superpowers you never knew you needed. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the spaghetti-fingered hero of the server!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3375 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Votes: | 508 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
