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MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

Adu, appraised, assumption, better play, BUILD, Completely, Covered, equity, family, Flip, great flip, House, live rent free, Minecraft, Mortgage, MortgageMadness, pic rel, Rent, renter, sale price, smp, stonks, worst case

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ores Mined:	9036	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Villages Defended:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ores Mined:	4290

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GreedyCraft: Where Money Talks and Blocks Walk

administrator, blocks, close, Company, cost, earnings, Exe, Expectations, Feedback, Going Down, going up, greedy, greedy_V1.4, GreedyCraft, Meeting, mid year, MONEY, Numbers, Prepare, Revert, RUN, Shutdown, stonks, talks, walk

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we promise to make your numbers go up at all costs! Our company is so greedy that we even have a program called even_more_greedy.exe that we run as administrators to ensure maximum profits. But beware, sometimes things go wrong and the numbers start going down instead! Don’t worry though, we quickly shut it down and revert back to normal. So come join us and experience the thrill of playing on a server run by the most greedy company out there. And who knows, maybe you’ll witness the launch of our even_more_greedy_V1.4.exe program!

Valkyrie’s Block Party

Anime, Battles, BLOCK, destiny, Divine, Epic, fate, Fight, Gods, Legends, Manga, Mythology, OKITA, Party, power, Redemption, Rising, Shuumatsu no Valkyrie, stonks, Supernatural, VALKYRIES, Warriors

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mines Excavated:	4766	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Our server is so lit that even Okita stonks are rising just from being associated with us.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever possesses it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a herd of flying pigs armed with laser beams!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Llama Unicorn. Ride into battle on its sparkly rainbow back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even Okita stonks rising to the moon!

Christopher Hatton

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	195	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

This is a vanilla survival server, based in Lancashire, England, intended to be a quiet place for anyone to have access to a permanent online Minecraft instance.

mc.hatton.city:25579

Liquor

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9051
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	6955

“Welcome to our laid-back Survival Minecraft server with a twist of MCMMO! Step into a world where you can enjoy the simple pleasures of Minecraft while sipping on your favorite beverages. Our server offers a relaxed and friendly atmosphere, perfect for unwinding and having a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or just starting your adventure, you’ll find a welcoming community ready to embark on this journey with you. Survival Mode: Embrace the challenges of Minecraft survival, gather resources, build epic structures, and explore a vast, ever-evolving world. MCMMO Integration: Take your skills to the next level with MCMMO, a plugin that enhances gameplay by introducing various RPG elements. Level up your abilities and become a true master of your chosen skills. Laid-Back Vibes: Our server is the ideal place to relax and unwind with friends or make new ones. Share stories, jokes, and laughter while building, mining, or simply enjoying the scenery. Limitless Exploration: Our world is vast and diverse, offering endless opportunities for exploration. Discover hidden treasures, epic landscapes, and secret dungeons as you traverse the map. Whether you’re on a solo quest or looking for companions to share your Minecraft journey, our laid-back survival server with MCMMO is the perfect place to chill, relax, and enjoy some quality gaming time with a drink in hand. Join us today and let the adventure begin!”

Mc.TeamLiquor.us

Public Pinzgau Vanilla Server

Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1062
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Public Vanilla Server – Survival

Goal is to create my own vanilla server that basically keeps running forever. would love to see others enjoy and have a good time online.

prodtz.dyndns.org

Claw Isle

Factions, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

51.161.101.115

KawaiiDemons

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
New Chunks Explored:	256371	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Kawaii Demons :

A factions server with a unique twist of jobs, tasks, battlepass, Soft and hardcore.

In softcore you can fight for fun live die repeat, grow stronger keep rewards and lands. Fight to control land and fight for fun your goal in softcore is to become the best.

In hardcore you fight to survive as death in punished with a real world time suspension and wipe of character data. Work you way up the leader boards show how much of a threat you are and become the best faction.

play.kawaiidemons.net

PhoenixBlazing

Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

PHOENIXBLAZING NETWORK COBBLE UNION

mc.phoenixblazing.org

Rusty Minecraft

FTB, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

This is a server using FTB presents Abe pack. If you have ever wanted to try playing minecraft like your favorite streamers do then this is the server for you. Build a town or simply go on an adventure the choice is yours

192.99.0.72:2015

AvalocMC

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Good evening and welcome my friends to a land of mystery and magic, a land of monsters and mages a land where one turn at the road can land you in a vast metropolis filled with magic and wonder your eyes have never seen, another turn could land you in the midst of a savage orc horde. Welcome to Avaloc

mc.avalocmc.com

LumeniaMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skywars, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1780	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	7021	Love Letters Sent:	6

Discover the thrilling world of LumeniaMC, an advanced premium Minecraft server designed specifically for players aged 12-18! Exciting adventures and unforgettable moments await you in the captivating realm of Minecraft.

LumeniaMC stands out from the crowd by offering innovative features and exciting game modes you’ve never experienced before. Say goodbye to dull resource packs – we’re all about delivering a fresh, authentic Minecraft experience!

Step into a world of endless possibilities and explore thrilling game modes like SkyPvP, Citybuild SMP, and Lifesteal SMP. Whether you’re eager for intense PvP battles in the floating city or prefer to unleash your creative building skills in urban development, LumeniaMC has something for everyone.

Our community is vibrant and welcoming, ensuring you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. Your adventures begin here, and we can’t wait to welcome you to our Minecraft world. So, what are you waiting for? Come on over and dive into the ultimate Minecraft experience at LumeniaMC!

mcs.lumeniamc.net

The Mine Den

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Unique survival with a twist, gambling, quest, kits, battle pass, donor perks and much much more come give us a join and let us know how you loveeee our server!

play.themineden.com