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CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

apologies, Apologize.., Behavior, children, Communication, Conflict, Correction, CryCraft, Cultural differences, cultural values, dinner party, discipline, Disrespect, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, Needed, Niece, parenting, rude comment, sibling, sibling rivalry, Son

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Potions Brewed:	66	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

PandemicPro Minecraft Server

Adaptability, baking, Cooking, creativity, diy projects, gardening, Lockdown, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, New skill, online learning, pandemic, PandemicPro, personal growth, productivity, Quarantine, resilience, self improvement, Server, Stress Management, Time management, unexpected skill

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperCringeCraft

awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny anecdotes, funny stories, hilarious mishaps, humiliating experiences, public embarrassment, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Magic Items Found:	2217	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate hosts, climate negotiations, climate policy, climate summit, COP29, COP29 climate, energy policy, environmental impact, environmental policy, expanding fossil fuels, Expansion, fossil fuel expansion, fossil fuel industry, FossilFoolsMC, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, renewable energy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Towns Built:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8066	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

action games, Competent, competent game, dead or alive, engaging storylines, game creators, game design, game developers, game development, game studio, Gamers, gaming excellence, gaming industry, High-quality graphics, innovative gameplay, Japanese developers, ninja gaiden, NinjaCraft, Server, skilled developers, successful franchises, TALENTED, team ninja, video games

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

Adversity, athletic prowess, boxing, Competition, discrimination, Drama, fat white loser, great white hope, heavyweight champion, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racism, Redemption, Server, SnowyPixel, Social Issues, society, sports, Struggle, triumph, Underdog, white privilege

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	New Chunks Explored:	42597
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.