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Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP Stoner

Alter Ego Kingprotea, Archetype Inception, Avenger Xu Fu, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, Current Pick Ups, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Lancer Dobrynya Nikitich, Lancer Karna, Lancer Percival, Login Bonus, Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign, Minecraft, Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri, Mysterious Agent C.I.E.L, Ordeal Call III, Passionlip, PU summon, smp, Stargazer’s Teapots, STONE, Stoner, utility links

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Votes:	2515
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and bonuses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and rewards!

Join us for the “Ordeal Call III: Neo-Primate Succession War, Archetype Inception” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for the chance to win amazing prizes like 5 Golden Apples, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, and even a Beast Footprint! Plus, don’t miss out on our “BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience! ~ Dubai Strikes Back” event where you can win 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But that’s not all – we also have the “Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign” where you can clear main quests at AP 0 and receive 6 Golden Apples and 600 Mana Prisms! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our “Archetype Inception Part 2 PU Summon” where you can summon powerful Servants like Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri and Alter Ego Kingprotea!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest events and rewards you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even walk away with a Rare Prism or a Crystallized Lore – the possibilities are endless!

Crafty Stoner Haven

adolescent health, Cannabis, Crafty, drug consumption, drug education, drug habits, drug patterns, drug prevention, Drug research, drug study, drug survey, drug trends, drug use statistics, Haven, Marijuana, marijuana legalization, societal drug use, Stoner, substance abuse, teenage drug use, youth behavior

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2215

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u can build a whole freakin’ empire and rule over all da other players like a boss.

we got crazy events like giant zombie apocalypses and dragon battles where u gotta team up with ur homies to survive.

oh, and get dis, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the truest of gamers can find.

plus, our admins are like, super chill and always down to party. they’ll hook u up with all da cool gear and help u wreck some noobs.

so what u waitin’ for? come join da madness and let’s get this party started, baby!

ScottyP’sSMP [ADULTS ONLY] [Vanilla] [BrandNew] [420BringtheVibes]

420BringtheVibes, 420friendly, Adult, adultsonly, Adventure, AncientTemples, Architect, Brandnew, Chill, Community, Discord, EpicBuilds, Exploration, friendship, Minecraft, Newworld, Qol, Quests, Secrets, Semivanilla, smp, Stoner, Survival, UnchartedLands, Vanilla, VIBES

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

ScottyP’s Vanilla SMP: Bringing the Vibes! 🌟

Welcome to ScottyP’s Vanilla SMP, where adventure awaits, friendships blossom, and the world of Minecraft comes alive!

This is an ADULTS ONLY server, looking for folks with Good Vibes and a 9-5.

Join the discord! — discord.gg/4sAns8YNbq

Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, our server promises an unforgettable experience. Here’s what you can expect:

Semi-Vanilla: We believe in the magic of Minecraft as it was meant to be played. A few QOL aspects will be added down the road.

Epic Builds: Channel your inner architect! Construct sprawling castles, hidden villages, or pixel art masterpieces. The canvas is yours.

Exploration: Venture into uncharted lands, discover ancient temples, and unravel secrets buried deep within the terrain.

66.179.219.135:25565

Stoner Masons – Where building castles is just an excuse to hang out with friends! 21+ only, version 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, Alexs mobs, application, backup, building, Castle, Castles, Create, Dedicated, Discord, Dwarven, EXCUSE, FANTASY, Friends, Gravestones, Hang, HARD, ice and fire, Iron’s spells, Kingdoms, Masons, Medieval, Modpack, Smithing, smp, Stoner, survival mode, Version, wizards, World Map

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Towns Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Falling into the Void:	0

The Stonemasons Minecraft Server

The Stonemasons is a small, whitelisted Minecraft building-focused SMP with a strong medieval-fantasy theme. We specialize in building anything medieval from stone castles to smithing towns, wizards towers, dwarven kingdoms and everything in-between 🙂 The goal is to build a consistent, strongly themed world that every member can enjoy both exploring and learning from one another.

The server is only a week old as of 4/22/24. We will never be resetting the world map, and constantly backup the world which will be free for our members to download whenever they wish. The things you build here will be safe, and will NEVER be deleted by anyone, no matter how long a break you take.

The server runs on a custom Forge 1.20.1 Modpack that includes Ice and Fire, Alex’s Mobs, Create, Iron’s Spells, Gravestones and a plethora of building and décor mods. There are thousands of extra medieval-themed blocks with which to build, and hundreds of new items to collect and display in your cities 🙂 We will play and build in Survival Mode with the server set to Hard.

Requirements to join:

21+

Be willing to build in any medieval/fantasy style of your choosing. Keep it themed to the rest of the server 🙂

Be Active! Looking for active, dedicated people to keep the server lively 🙂

Be chill and relaxed. Try to get along with others like a normal adult lol.

Be willing to fill out a super small application on our discord. Link below.

If this sounds like something you might like to get involved in, join our discord – https://discord.gg/bv4RZ7y6GD

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 21 years old?

Sorry, but our server is limited to members who are 21+.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, PvP is disabled on our server. We focus on building and exploring in a cooperative environment.

3. How often are backups made?

We constantly backup the world and members can download the backups whenever they wish.

4. Do I need to be an experienced builder to join?

No, we welcome builders of all skill levels. The important thing is to enjoy building in a medieval/fantasy style.

Stone Zone SMP

Active, Auction, Claim, Claims, Craft, Crates, Discord, Economy, Farming, Good, Griefing, Grinding, Hardcore, Heads, Land, Landclaim, Lootboxes, Looting, Nochatreports, Old, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Shop, Shops, Silktouchspawners, Small, smp, spawner, Stoner, Stonezone, Survival, Towny, Trading, Treecapitator, Treefeller, Uhc, villager, Weed

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Emeralds Found:	8063
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	6126
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

This dank server started as a pandemic project and is over three years old with no plans of shutting down anytime soon. The world has chunks that date back to 1.15 beautifully blended with new 1.20 chunks. This server has no plans of resetting the world. Updates and Backups happen fairly often.

Stone Zone is a small community that offers the dankest survival experience that you can partake in. Copious treasures and challenges await You. Hostile monsters will attempt to overwhelm your defenses, but with the dank loot You’ve collected along the way You’re bound to over come the challenge. Use emeralds to buy all sorts of things; including villager eggs. Create your own massive villages and farms to match. But be careful who you share your coordinates with! Someone may try to loot your stash! Be Sure to craft a land claim anchor!

Join the Dankest SMP on the West Coast!

Join the Server @ StoneZone.ServeMineCraft.Net

Join the Stone Zone Discord Server @ https://discord.gg/8fzCabd7pA

stonezone.serveminecraft.net

NoDadAllowedCraft

abusive father, domestic abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family healing, Family issues, family reconciliation, family relationships, family separation, Family Support, Family Therapy, family trauma, father abandonment, father issues, father neglect, neglectful father, NoDadAllowedCraft, parental neglect

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	159	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and medical debts? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the real-life craziness and build your dream world! Our server is a safe haven away from abusive fathers and neglectful family members.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about therapy bills or financial struggles here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any disabled family members moving in without your consent.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast in the world of Minecraft?

ViceCraft SMP

craving, desire, favorite indulgence, forbidden fruit, forbidden pleasure, guilty delight, guilty pleasure, hedonism, indulgence, Obsession, personal vice, secret indulgence, self-destructive behavior, Sin, sinful pleasure, smp, temptation, unhealthy habit, vice, ViceCraft, Weakness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	109	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7886
Dragon Eggs Found:	5000	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Votes:	2824	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy shenanigans and epic adventures. We have like, a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.

And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits our server at night and leaves behind rare enchanted items for us to find. It’s like a spooky ghost story come to life, but in Minecraft form. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle for our entertainment. It’s like a freaking fantasy novel, but with blocks and stuff.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Who can say no to free cake, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world!

InstaCrisisCraft

Authenticity, being single, content creators, Digital Media, empowerment, Entertainment, influencers, InstaCrisisCraft, instagram, Lifestyle, mental health, middle age crisis, personal growth, professionally done videos, relationships, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, social media, societal pressures, trends

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of seeing all those perfect Instagram videos of people going through midlife crises and dealing with being single? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your own virtual paradise and forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs Instagram when you can join our server and create your own epic saga of overcoming midlife crises and finding love in the world of blocks and creepers? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

PastaCraft: Drone Drama!

Assassination, Conflict, Diplomatic, Drama, drone, drone attack, extradition, extradition treaty, global security, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, italy, Justice, Legal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, PastaCraft, soldiers, Surveillance, Terrorism, U.S

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	9035
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures like the time we rode pigs off a cliff and survived with half a heart left!! we also have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and fight off evil mobs with our enchanted swords!! plus, we have a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow stuff up but don’t worry, he’s harmless (most of the time). so come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!! you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by bob, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Ocean Thermal Energy & Carbon Capture Server

#sustainability, alternative energy, Capture, carbon, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, clean energy, climate change, climate solutions, CO2 storage, ENERGY, energy technology, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gases, Long-term impact, marine ecosystems, marine sediments, Ocean, ocean conservation, ocean thermal energy, OTEC, renewable energy, Server, Thermal

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we pair ocean thermal energy with carbon capture to store CO2 in marine sediments. we are basically saving the planet one block at a time, yo.

imagine mining diamonds while also saving the environment, talk about multitasking like a boss. plus, our server has the coolest underwater base you’ve ever seen, complete with a secret entrance guarded by a giant squid named squishy.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of a team of eco-warriors fighting against global warming and building the most epic structures ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and is actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and be a hero for the planet while having the time of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss.

Expanding Horizons SMP

building, Community, Coreprotect, Dynmap, elections, Expanding, Friendly, Hardware, Horizons, java, lag issues, Mayor, Mob Heads, player heads, Plugins, Projects, proximity chat, Reset, simple voice chat, smp, Spawn, Speedrun, Timber, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, VIBES

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21.1 (soon to be updated to 1.21.4)
Active Members	27
Worldborder Size	Approximately 1000 blocks in each direction
Monthly Events	UHC matches, Mayor elections
Plugins	Simple Voice Chat, DynMap, Vanilla Tweaks, Custom Images, CoreProtect
Content Creation	Allowed but not required

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

You can apply by adding blessup100 on Discord and discussing further details there.

Is the server based in any specific region?

Mainly based in North America, with some players in Europe and Asia as well.

Are there any lag issues on the server?

No, the server runs on quality hardware with experienced staff ensuring smooth performance.

Dark Summoning Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, black magic, Dark, dark desires, dark desires fulfilled, dark forces, dark magic, demonic assistance, demonic intervention, devil worship, devil worshiping, evil deeds, evil intentions, forbidden desires, Occult practices, Realms, ritualistic rape, satanic pact, satanic rituals, satanic worship, SUMMONING, summoning demons, summoning evil spirits, summoning rituals

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zombie Dances:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna summon some crazy demon to help you with your questionable activities, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got all the dark magic and twisted rituals you need to make your dreams come true. Plus, our community is full of like-minded individuals who will totally support your quest for debauchery. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCatfishCrafters

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, boyfriend troubles, catching lies, Communication, controlling behavior, CraftyCatfishCrafters, Deception, doubts, faking emergencies, Gaslighting, Honesty, lying.., overthinking, red flags, relationship problems, relationships, shady behavior, suspicious behavior, trust issues, truth revealed

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

Imagine sneaking around, trying to catch your boyfriend in the act of lying, just like trying to catch that sneaky creeper before it blows up your house!

Experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and lies, just like uncovering hidden treasure in a dungeon!

Join us for a server full of surprises and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. See you in the game!

EuroPuzzled in Minecraft SMP

American customs, American habits, American lifestyle, American mindset, American traditions, American values, American way of life, cross-cultural communication, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural misunderstandings, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural shock, European confusion, European perceptions, European perspectives, EuroPuzzled, Minecraft, smp, societal expectations, US culture

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Emeralds Found:	9506
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items, like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up random stuff for fun, it’s so hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room filled with emeralds and netherite. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, where we fight each other with enchanted swords and bows while riding on flying pigs. It’s pure chaos, but in a totally awesome way!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

JoblessCraft

irrelevant employment, irrelevant jobs, irrelevant roles, job automation, job elimination, job inefficiency, job obsolescence, job redundancy, JoblessCraft, nonessential positions, obsolete positions, obsolete professions, pointless occupations, redundant tasks, superfluous careers, unnecessary jobs, unnecessary roles

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old jobs that serve no purpose in the grand scheme of things? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to pointless professions like professional thumb twiddler, professional bubble wrap popper, and professional unicorn groomer. On our server, you can be whatever you want, whether it’s a professional banana peel slipper or a professional cloud watcher. So why wait? Join now and start living your best, most absurd life!