Stoner – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

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/stone/ – Minecraft SMP Stoner

Alter Ego Kingprotea, Archetype Inception, Avenger Xu Fu, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, Current Pick Ups, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Lancer Dobrynya Nikitich, Lancer Karna, Lancer Percival, Login Bonus, Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign, Minecraft, Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri, Mysterious Agent C.I.E.L, Ordeal Call III, Passionlip, PU summon, smp, Stargazer’s Teapots, STONE, Stoner, utility links

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and bonuses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and rewards!

Join us for the “Ordeal Call III: Neo-Primate Succession War, Archetype Inception” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for the chance to win amazing prizes like 5 Golden Apples, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, and even a Beast Footprint! Plus, don’t miss out on our “BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience! ~ Dubai Strikes Back” event where you can win 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But that’s not all – we also have the “Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign” where you can clear main quests at AP 0 and receive 6 Golden Apples and 600 Mana Prisms! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our “Archetype Inception Part 2 PU Summon” where you can summon powerful Servants like Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri and Alter Ego Kingprotea!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest events and rewards you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even walk away with a Rare Prism or a Crystallized Lore – the possibilities are endless!

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Crafty Stoner Haven

adolescent health, Cannabis, Crafty, drug consumption, drug education, drug habits, drug patterns, drug prevention, Drug research, drug study, drug survey, drug trends, drug use statistics, Haven, Marijuana, marijuana legalization, societal drug use, Stoner, substance abuse, teenage drug use, youth behavior

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u can build a whole freakin’ empire and rule over all da other players like a boss.

we got crazy events like giant zombie apocalypses and dragon battles where u gotta team up with ur homies to survive.

oh, and get dis, we got a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the truest of gamers can find.

plus, our admins are like, super chill and always down to party. they’ll hook u up with all da cool gear and help u wreck some noobs.

so what u waitin’ for? come join da madness and let’s get this party started, baby!

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ScottyP’sSMP [ADULTS ONLY] [Vanilla] [BrandNew] [420BringtheVibes]

420BringtheVibes, 420friendly, Adult, adultsonly, Adventure, AncientTemples, Architect, Brandnew, Chill, Community, Discord, EpicBuilds, Exploration, friendship, Minecraft, Newworld, Qol, Quests, Secrets, Semivanilla, smp, Stoner, Survival, UnchartedLands, Vanilla, VIBES
ScottyP’s Vanilla SMP: Bringing the Vibes! 🌟

Welcome to ScottyP’s Vanilla SMP, where adventure awaits, friendships blossom, and the world of Minecraft comes alive!

This is an ADULTS ONLY server, looking for folks with Good Vibes and a 9-5.

Join the discord! — discord.gg/4sAns8YNbq

Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, our server promises an unforgettable experience. Here’s what you can expect:
66.179.219.135:25565
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Stoner Masons – Where building castles is just an excuse to hang out with friends! 21+ only, version 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, Alexs mobs, application, backup, building, Castle, Castles, Create, Dedicated, Discord, Dwarven, EXCUSE, FANTASY, Friends, Gravestones, Hang, HARD, ice and fire, Iron’s spells, Kingdoms, Masons, Medieval, Modpack, Smithing, smp, Stoner, survival mode, Version, wizards, World Map

The Stonemasons Minecraft Server

The Stonemasons is a small, whitelisted Minecraft building-focused SMP with a strong medieval-fantasy theme. We specialize in building anything medieval from stone castles to smithing towns, wizards towers, dwarven kingdoms and everything in-between 🙂 The goal is to build a consistent, strongly themed world that every member can enjoy both exploring and learning from one another.

The server is only a week old as of 4/22/24. We will never be resetting the world map, and constantly backup the world which will be free for our members to download whenever they wish. The things you build here will be safe, and will NEVER be deleted by anyone, no matter how long a break you take.

The server runs on a custom Forge 1.20.1 Modpack that includes Ice and Fire, Alex’s Mobs, Create, Iron’s Spells, Gravestones and a plethora of building and décor mods. There are thousands of extra medieval-themed blocks with which to build, and hundreds of new items to collect and display in your cities 🙂 We will play and build in Survival Mode with the server set to Hard.

Requirements to join:

21+

Be willing to build in any medieval/fantasy style of your choosing. Keep it themed to the rest of the server 🙂

Be Active! Looking for active, dedicated people to keep the server lively 🙂

Be chill and relaxed. Try to get along with others like a normal adult lol.

Be willing to fill out a super small application on our discord. Link below.

If this sounds like something you might like to get involved in, join our discord – https://discord.gg/bv4RZ7y6GD

FAQ

1. Can I join if I’m under 21 years old?

Sorry, but our server is limited to members who are 21+.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

No, PvP is disabled on our server. We focus on building and exploring in a cooperative environment.

3. How often are backups made?

We constantly backup the world and members can download the backups whenever they wish.

4. Do I need to be an experienced builder to join?

No, we welcome builders of all skill levels. The important thing is to enjoy building in a medieval/fantasy style.

Stone Zone SMP

Active, Auction, Claim, Claims, Craft, Crates, Discord, Economy, Farming, Good, Griefing, Grinding, Hardcore, Heads, Land, Landclaim, Lootboxes, Looting, Nochatreports, Old, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Shop, Shops, Silktouchspawners, Small, smp, spawner, Stoner, Stonezone, Survival, Towny, Trading, Treecapitator, Treefeller, Uhc, villager, Weed

This dank server started as a pandemic project and is over three years old with no plans of shutting down anytime soon. The world has chunks that date back to 1.15 beautifully blended with new 1.20 chunks. This server has no plans of resetting the world. Updates and Backups happen fairly often.

Stone Zone is a small community that offers the dankest survival experience that you can partake in. Copious treasures and challenges await You. Hostile monsters will attempt to overwhelm your defenses, but with the dank loot You’ve collected along the way You’re bound to over come the challenge. Use emeralds to buy all sorts of things; including villager eggs. Create your own massive villages and farms to match. But be careful who you share your coordinates with! Someone may try to loot your stash! Be Sure to craft a land claim anchor!

Join the Dankest SMP on the West Coast!

|=- Dank Loot & Craftable Land Claims|=- Treecapitation & Paper Bark|=- Silk Touch Spawners, Amethyst Buds, & Cake|=- Multiplayer Sleep|=- Hostile Monster Loot Boxes|=- Smarter, Faster, Deadlier Hostile Monsters|=- Emerald Economy & Shops|=- Player & Mob Head Drops|=- Name Colors & Hats|=- Copper Beacons & Climbable Chains|=- Multiple Homes & No World Border|=- World Never Resets & Back-Ups Happen Often|=- Four-Twenty Friendly Survival

Join the Server @ StoneZone.ServeMineCraft.Net

Join the Stone Zone Discord Server @ https://discord.gg/8fzCabd7pA

stonezone.serveminecraft.net

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Light Switch Fails at Dusk

adjustment, Ambiance, artificial light, atmosphere, brightness, Contrast, Dark, dim, dusk, Evening, Fails, Illuminate, Interior, Light, lighting, mood, Perception, room, Shadow, Switch, turning on

u ever been in a room and u turn on a light and suddenly it feels like the darkness is creepin in even more? well that’s how u gonna feel when u join this server. except instead of darkness, it’s gonna be FUN AND CHAOS. like, u think u know what minecraft is all about but u ain’t seen nothin yet. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and u gotta be there to experience it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the server, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman. so come on, join us and let’s turn on the light in this room of adventure and see what crazy stuff happens next!

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MysticCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, anticipation, destiny, eerie premonitions, fate, fear of the unknown, foreboding, future outcomes, impending doom., impending fate, knowing the future, mysterious events, MysticCraft, ominous signs, premonition, Prophecy, Realms, supernatural predictions, Suspense, uncertain future, uncertainty, unknown consequences

Lol, bro, if you don’t join this Minecraft server, you’re gonna be stuck in a world where pigs fly and creepers give hugs.

>do you know what’s going to happen to you now?

Join us and experience the chaos of building a house made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

Don’t be a noob, join now and witness the epic battles between giant chickens and zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous way possible.

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Pixel Poo Palace

Adult, Chat, Community, Discord, Edition, explicit, FANTASY, Faqqy, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Naughty, NSFW, Palace, PIXEL, Poo, post, Rio, Roleplay, taboo, tags, Taiky, Talk

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

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MisunderstoodMC SMP

Assumptions, false impressions, misapprehensions, misassumptions, misattributed, misbeliefs, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misdiagnosed, misestimated, misidentified, misinformed, misinterpreted, misjudged, misjudgments, Mislabeled, misperceptions, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMC, smp

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like for realzies! So like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. It was like, the craziest thing ever, bro. And then I met this talking pig who told me he was actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. Like, what even is life anymore?

But seriously, this SMP is lit AF. We have weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots. And our PvP battles are legendary – last week, someone defeated the Wither using nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. It was like watching a potato ninja in action, I swear.

So if you wanna join a server where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another Tuesday, then come join us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our Discord server, trolling unsuspecting players with bad dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the fun, fam!

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HungerCraft: WeightSuppWorks

appetite suppressants, best supplements, curb hunger, diet pills, Dietary supplements, fat burners, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, hunger control, hungercraft, long term results, meal replacements, metabolism boosters, natural supplements, nutritional supplements, weight control, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight management, weight supplements, WeightSuppWorks

Are you tired of your Minecraft character constantly getting hungry and needing to stop mining to eat some virtual food? Look no further, because our server has the best weight supplements that will curb your character’s hunger for good! Our special blend of pixelated potions will keep your character full for hours, allowing you to mine, build, and battle without interruption. Join our server now and say goodbye to virtual hunger pangs forever!

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Crafty Banter Buddies

banter, Bond, Buddies, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, deep connection, friendship, inside jokes, Laughter, loving insults, loyalty, mutual respect, PLATONIC, playful, strong relationship, Support, teasing, Trust, Understanding

u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

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Pixel Science Wars

anti-science movement, attack on science, Begun, long tail tags: scientific research, PIXEL, Science, Science Communication, science denial, science education, Scientific community, Scientific evidence, scientific knowledge, Scientific method, Scientific progress, Wars

come join our minecraft server where the creepers wear lab coats and the zombies have PhDs. our world is filled with experiments gone wrong and potions that will turn you into a pig for a day.

we have a secret underground lab where players can create their own mutant mobs and unleash them on unsuspecting villagers.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. but beware, it also shoots lasers out of its eyes.

join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of science.

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Cyber Femme Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, admirer, attraction, attractive, celebrity crush, Crush, cyber, Descriptions, dream man, FANTASY, fembot, femme, heartthrob, ideal man, infatuation, longing, love interest, Obsession, Pictures, Realm, Simp for, Simp Thread, simping, yearning

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the ultimate simp paradise, okay? Like, forget about real men, we got pixelated studs here!

You can build a whole shrine dedicated to your Minecraft crush, like, who needs a real boyfriend when you can have a blocky babe, am I right?

Plus, we have the best pixelated parties and virtual dates, like, forget Tinder, this is where the real action is at!

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate, because who needs real love when you can have a virtual bae? Let’s get simping, baby!

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NoHugMama2021

Boundaries, campus, college, comfort, Communication, consent, depression, discomfort, emotional connection, family, Hug, mental health, Mother, NoHugMama2021, parenting, personal space, relationships, Respect, silent treatment, Therapy, therapy recommendation

Are you tired of awkward family hugs and feeling like you’re in a therapy session every time you visit your parents? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no forced hugs from virtual parents, just fun and games all day long.

Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build your own virtual world without any emotional baggage. Plus, we have a strict no-slamming-car-doors policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive behavior.

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real hugs when you can have virtual high-fives all day long? Join our server now and say goodbye to awkward family interactions forever!

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LifeSong SMP

10. SongwritingConnection, 11. MeaningfulMusic, 12. ReflectiveTunes, 13. PersonalAnthem, 14. HeartfeltLyrics, 15. IdentitySoundtrack, 16. MusicalJourney, 17. LifeSoundtrack, 18. SongOfMyLife, 19. MusicalReflections, 2. LifeSoundtrack, 20. EmotionalSoundtrack., 3. MusicalReflections, 4. SelfIdentity, 5. EmotionalConnection, 6. SoulfulLyrics, 7. MusicalInspiration, 8. IntrospectiveMelodies, 9. LyricsThatResonate, LifeSong, PersonalizedSongs, smp

OMG, so like, this Minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, you guys! Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have like, diamond armor for days and creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s like a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

And get this, the admins are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true. Like, I heard this one time, someone asked for a pet dragon and BAM, they had a dragon breathing fire in their backyard. It’s crazy, I know, but that’s just how we roll in this server.

So, like, if you wanna be part of the most insane, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft community ever, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons drop sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

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