Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.
So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!
Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden stash of enchanted weed that gives you superhuman strength and speed. You become the ultimate weed warrior, taking on mobs with ease and dominating the PvP arena like never before.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Weed Wizard, a mystical being who roams the land spreading joy and magic wherever he goes. Cross paths with him and you might just find yourself on a quest to unlock the secrets of the legendary Weed Tower, where unimaginable treasures await.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to blaze a trail like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and weed-fueled shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Proximity Voice Chat | Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server |
| Custom Cosmetic Items | Large amount of custom cosmetics available |
| Crates | 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting |
| Claims | Used to protect players from griefing |
| Ban From Claims | Ability to kick/ban players from your claim |
| Toggleable PvP | Option to turn PvP on or off |
| Graves | 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment |
| Waystones | Allows for teleportation to activated waystones |
TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.
The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.
You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.
Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.
Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.
No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.
You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.
Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!
Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?
So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!