Stoned Minecraft Servers

Stoned Minecraft Servers

  • Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5

    Ethereal Skylands 1.20.5
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 1031
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 775767 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

    You can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a pig wearing a top hat.

    The best part is, you can battle other players in epic PvP matches and show them who’s boss with your enchanted diamond sword of doom!

    Plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot just waiting to be discovered.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters

    GummyCraftCBD – Chill Server for Stoned Sisters
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 2574
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you relax and escape from the stress of everyday life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the magical world of blocky adventures!

    Our server is so chill, even your sister will forget about her panic attacks after just one play session. We offer a special THC gummy power-up that will make you feel calm and relaxed while you build your dream world. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our pixelated paradise!

    Just like how THC gummies helped OP’s sister, our server will help you unwind and have a great time. Forget about your worries and join us for some blocky fun!

    But beware, once your parents find out about the magical powers of our server, they might accuse you of “giving her drugs” too. But hey, who cares when you’re having so much fun building and exploring with your fellow players?

    So come on, join our server and let the good times roll! Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the ultimate stress-reliever?

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  • Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

    Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1430
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 69 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2673 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

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  • The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4

    The Stoned Golem – Where even the mobs are chill. Come join our semi-vanilla community with a cool voice plugin! 1.20.4
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8142
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 436
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Emeralds Found: 6068
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

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    The Stone Golem SMP Server Overview:

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla for both Java and Bedrock
    Server Age Almost 3 years old
    Server Difficulty Hard Mode
    Monetary Gain Only through Donations

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    What features can be found on The Stone Golem SMP?

    Proximity Voice Chat, Custom Cosmetic Items, Crates, Claims, Ban From Claims, Toggleable PvP, Graves, Waystones, and more.

    How can I join the server?

    IP: thestonedgolem.live

    Bedrock IP: thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132

    Are there community events on the server?

    Yes, there are constant updates, server events, and community-hosted events on The Stone Golem SMP.

    Is everything on the server free?

    Yes, everything on the server is free, and monetary gain is through Donations only.

    Can I toggle off features that alter the Vanilla experience?

    Yes, any features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can easily be toggled off for a fully Vanilla Experience.

    How can I communicate with others on the server?

    Proximity Voice Chat makes it easier to meet new people and make new friends.

    Are there ways to protect my builds from griefing?

    Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing, and there is also the option to ban individuals from your claim.

    Are there PvP options on the server?

    Toggleable PvP allows players to choose whether they want PvP enabled or disabled.

    For more information and updates, you can join the Discord server or visit the Dynmap.

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  • The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

    The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6014
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 New Chunks Explored: 530722
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Magic Items Found: 5368 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

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    The Stone Golem SMP Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla
    Supported Platforms Java and Bedrock
    Server Age Almost 3 years old
    Reset Never has and never will reset
    IP thestonedgolem.live
    Bedrock IP thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
    Links DiscordDynmap

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP? A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
    Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server? A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
    Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG? A: You can get crate keys by voting.
    Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off? A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
    Q: How does the claims system work? A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
    Q: What is the graveyard system on the server? A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
    Q: How can I teleport on the server? A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

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  • BlockBlazedCraft

    BlockBlazedCraft
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 8741
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Runes Activated: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5154
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server, where you can build a giant statue of a flaming hot Cheeto or create a roller coaster that only goes in reverse! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are passing around the blaze rods. Plus, we have a secret underground mushroom kingdom where you can hang out with the fungi and have deep conversations about the meaning of life. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some serious good vibes on our server!

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  • GymCreeperBlocker420

    GymCreeperBlocker420
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1196
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Towns Built: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with stoned high schoolers while trying to volunteer at the local high school weight room? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a stoner-free zone! No more dealing with kids who can’t even lift a block properly because they’re too busy seeing imaginary creepers.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual weight room, where you can lift virtual weights without the risk of getting high from secondhand grass fumes. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your pixelated muscles.

    So why waste your time dealing with angry moms and high school drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast without the hassle? Say goodbye to real-life problems and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join now and let the virtual gains begin!

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  • WeedCraft Server: High Times in Minecraft

    WeedCraft Server: High Times in Minecraft
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 308
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Falling into the Void: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level? Join our server and get ready to embark on a wild journey filled with epic adventures and mind-blowing weed experiences!

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, searching for diamonds, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden stash of enchanted weed that gives you superhuman strength and speed. You become the ultimate weed warrior, taking on mobs with ease and dominating the PvP arena like never before.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Weed Wizard, a mystical being who roams the land spreading joy and magic wherever he goes. Cross paths with him and you might just find yourself on a quest to unlock the secrets of the legendary Weed Tower, where unimaginable treasures await.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to blaze a trail like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and weed-fueled shenanigans await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

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  • The Stoned Golem: Where the stone golems are super chill and love to chat non-stop all day long

    The Stoned Golem: Where the stone golems are super chill and love to chat non-stop all day long
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 5623
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

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    The Stone Golem SMP Overview

    Features Description
    Proximity Voice Chat Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
    Custom Cosmetic Items Large amount of custom cosmetics available
    Crates 4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
    Claims Used to protect players from griefing
    Ban From Claims Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
    Toggleable PvP Option to turn PvP on or off
    Graves 3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
    Waystones Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

    FAQ

    What to expect?

    TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

    Is the server reset?

    The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

    How can I join?

    You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

    Are all features optional?

    Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

    How can I get Crate keys?

    Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

    Is PvP mandatory?

    No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

    What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

    You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

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  • StonedGF_Skeptics

    StonedGF_Skeptics
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 5653
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting high is your building skills! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you and your friends, all 18-year-old females, are on a quest to build the most epic structures in the virtual world. But wait, there’s a plot twist – one of your friends confesses that she’s only dating you because she thinks she’s “fat and ugly” and no one else would “eat her pussy.” Talk about a jaw-dropping moment!

    Don’t worry, though, because we’ve got the perfect escape from all the drama. Dive into our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft universe. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in the virtual world?

    So come on, join us and leave all the weed-induced confessions behind. Trust us, the only thing you’ll be getting high on is the thrill of building the coolest virtual world ever. Let’s make some unforgettable memories together – no drama, just fun!

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  • BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

    BabyShowerDramaGoneWild
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 519
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Emeralds Found: 9633
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2607 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 415885 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

    Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

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  • BlockBrokeMC

    BlockBrokeMC
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 1505
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    When you log onto our server and your character is wearing a cardboard box for armor and wielding a stick as a weapon. But fear not, because on our server, being poor is a badge of honor! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a potato and a dream.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

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  • SydneySynagogueCraft

    SydneySynagogueCraft
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3423
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Farms Harvested: 972
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Dimension Hops: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Animals Bred: 134 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where we have swastikas sprayed on the walls of every building! it’s like a fun game of hide and seek, but with hate symbols! join now for a chance to see the most outrageous and offensive builds you’ve ever seen in minecraft! who needs political correctness when you can have a good laugh at the expense of others? come join the madness today!

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  • Wild Play Fun Land

    Wild Play Fun Land
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4394
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Villages Defended: 14
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is off da hook, like, so cray cray u won’t even believe it.

    imagine dis, u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, like, what even is dat? and den u find out dat da whole server is actually on da back of a dragon, like, how cool is dat?

    But wait, dere’s more! u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da evil llamas dat guard dem, dey spit at u like crazy.

    And get dis, u can ride on a flying unicorn to explore da server, like, how insane is dat? and if u get bored, u can always challenge da ender dragon to a dance-off, cuz why not?

    So, like, join dis server now and experience da wildest, most epic adventure of ur life. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • Eternal Nippon Dream 1.20.4

    Eternal Nippon Dream 1.20.4
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5289
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual Japan, but with creepers and diamonds instead of sushi and anime girls.

    Join us if you want to experience the ultimate weeb paradise, where you can build your own pixelated Mt. Fuji and ride on pixelated bullet trains.

    Don’t be a baka, come join us and embrace your inner otaku while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies.

    Who needs to be Japanese when you can be a Minecraft master on this server? Plus, we have virtual ramen shops and kawaii skins for days.

    Say goodbye to reality and konnichiwa to a whole new world of blocky fun!

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  • MomVacayDenied

    MomVacayDenied
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 6022
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Demon Skulls Collected: 50
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from your family drama and bond with your virtual friends instead! Join us for a chance to build your dream city and explore the blocky world with like-minded players.

    Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?

    So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

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  • CraftyCashMC

    CraftyCashMC
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 227
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

    Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

    And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

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  • HotBlockz Minecraft Server

    HotBlockz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 3999
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 111 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz in 2024 we had global warming so hot, u can cook ur eggs on ur computer screen. but dont worry, our server is so cool it will make u forget about the melting polar ice caps. we got penguins riding llamas, and lava water slides that will make u scream like a little girl. plus, our diamond pickaxes are made of unicorn horns and our creepers are actually just misunderstood puppies. join now and help us save the world, one block at a time!

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  • BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!

    BrazilCraft: FactCheck-Free Zone!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1905
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Star Shards Collected: 123

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    Rating: 4.7 / 5
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    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

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