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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 939 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6166 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1994 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Villages Defended: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!