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Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6456 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Ores Mined: | 2901 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)