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PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Star Shards Collected:	249	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Star Shards Collected:	104
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crops Grown:	2683	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5363

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).

PuppyGate: GF’s BFF’s Woofy Oops

aita, altercation, BFF’s, Cats, Communication, control, diabetic cat, disconnect, dog, electric collars, feelings, gfs, girlfriend’s friend, high strung cat, House, Labs, leashed, Oops, PuppyGate, rules, Rural, scolding, Sidewalk, TOWN, woofy

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
New Chunks Explored:	25113	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Ores Mined:	5260	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Join our server and experience the thrill of managing a virtual petting zoo with your friends!

Just like in real life, you’ll have to keep your furry friends under control to avoid any drama. Forget about creepers blowing up your hard work – the real challenge here is preventing cat-dog showdowns!

Join now and show off your animal training skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Dr. Dolittle!

HappyBlock SMP

appreciation, better, Contentment, daily routine, Day, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlock, joy, little things, mood booster, Peace, positive vibes, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Simple, small gestures, Smile, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80
Runes Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts! Like, seriously, where else can you find that kind of craziness? And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. It’s lit AF, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a talking cow that gives out free enchanted gear. Plus, our admin is a magical wizard who can turn you into a dragon and let you breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with you. It’s like a fantasy dreamland, but with blocks and stuff.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up and prepare to have your mind blown. And remember, always keep a bucket of water handy in case you accidentally set yourself on fire while riding a flaming llama. Stay safe, gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BestSMPever

MineCraftMadness

Automation, Chores, daily routine, delegation, efficiency, errands, household tasks, MinecraftMadness, mundane tasks, organization, Prioritization, productivity, repetitive tasks, simplifying, streamlining, stress relief, time consuming, Time management, time-saving, work-life balance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	3619	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

If you’re tired of the daily grind and just want to escape to a world where the only task is building and exploring, then look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your creativity run wild and forget about all those boring chores.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs! Who needs to do laundry or dishes when you can be on a quest to find this elusive creature?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to mundane tasks forever!

CatastrophicCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, CATASTROPHIC, CatastrophicCraft, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Emissions, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, greenhouse gases, Minecraft, Paris Agreement, Record Global Emissions, Server, temperature increase, UN, warming, Warning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz if u dont, da world gonna hit dat 2.6-3.1°C mark real quick and den it gonna be a hot mess up in here. like, u gonna be sweating bullets just tryna mine some diamonds, bro. but on dis server, we got da coolest mods dat gonna make u forget bout all dat global warming nonsense. we got ice biomes for days, man. u gonna be chillin like a villain while u build ur epic base. plus, we got a secret underground lava cave dat leads to a hidden treasure room filled with stacks on stacks of emeralds. so come on, join da server and save da world from dat ‘catastrophic’ heat wave. let’s mine our way to a cooler future, one block at a time.

PollutedCraft – Hanoi’s Havoc

air pollution index, air quality, city rankings, environmental impact, environmental issues, global pollution, Hanoi, Hanois, Havoc, health concerns, most polluted city, polluted cities, PollutedCraft, Pollution, pollution control measures, pollution data, pollution levels, pollution monitoring, pollution solutions, pollution statistics, Southeast Asia, urban pollution, Vietnam

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	3891
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Void Armor Forged:	18

lolz come join our minecraft server and escape the pollution of hanoi!!! breathe in that fresh virtual air and build ur own pollution-free paradise!!! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena!!! u can even ride a llama to the moon and back!!! join us now and say goodbye to the smog of hanoi, cuz here, the only thing polluting the air is ur epic builds!!!

Crystal Echoes 1.20.5

1.20.5, attractiveness, beauty standards, Black women, body image, crystal, disabled, discrimination, Diversity, Echoes, Elderly, empowerment, fat girls, feminism, gender, hyping up, Insecurity, marginalized groups, Race, societal standards, Stereotypes, trannies, white women

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Join our Minecraft server because we have the most diverse and inclusive community! White women have been hyping up black, Asian, and Latina girls for the last 15 years, so you know we’re legit. Plus, we love fat girls, trannies, the elderly, and disableds too. It’s a wild ride of hype and insecurity, so come join the madness!