stompNbitHorsesLOL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

stompNbitHorsesLOL

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal handling, animal instincts, animal psychology, Caution, danger, domestication, Equestrian, Equine, fear, horse training, horseback riding, Horses, human-animal bond, large animals, prey animals, Safety, stompNbitHorsesLOL, Trust

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

BathroomBashersMC

awkward, bathroom, BathroomBashersMC, Boundaries, Breakup, Communication, compromise, consideration, Daily, discussion, family friend, Girlfriend, living situation, Masturbation, noise, personal time, privacy, roommate, roommate etiquette, shared space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Star Shards Collected:	186	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s bathroom habits? Look no further! Join our server for a fap-tastic time filled with loud noises and awkward encounters. Our community is so close, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a room with us! Don’t miss out on the daily fap sessions – join now for a truly unique gaming experience. Who needs a fan when you have us?

BlockBreakerz

BlockBreakerz, Consistency, daily habits, goal-setting, habit change, habit formation, habit formation techniques, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, personal development, physical health, positive habits, productivity, Routine, self improvement, success habits, tangible benefits, wellness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of living a boring, mundane life in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the simple daily habit of mining for diamonds can lead to unimaginable riches and power!

Forget about brushing your teeth or making your bed, on our server, the daily habit of building epic structures and battling mythical creatures will have you feeling like a superhero in no time.

Join us now and experience the thrill of taming a dragon, riding a unicorn, or even befriending a talking llama. Who needs boring old habits like drinking water or exercising when you can be a virtual warrior in a world full of endless possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

BinLadensCraft

al-qaeda, BinLadensCraft, CounterTerrorism, deportation, expulsion, extremist, foreign national, France, Government, immigration, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minister, Osama bin Laden, political asylum, Radical, refugee status, security threat, Son, Terrorism, threat assessment

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Potions Brewed:	43	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s crazier than Osama bin Laden’s son getting kicked outta France! Yeah, that’s right, this server is so wild, even world leaders are talkin’ about it!

Join us for some insane adventures, like building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn, or diving into a pit of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so popular, even aliens from outer space wanna play with us. Rumor has it, they built a spaceship made entirely out of cobblestone just to get here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft server in the universe!

Hopfield & Hinton’s Neural Network Fun

2024.., artificial neural networks, associative memory, autonomous method, data patterns, data properties, discoveries, Fun, Geoffrey Hinton, Hintons, Hopfield, image reconstruction, inventions, John Hopfield, machine learning, Network, neural, Nobel laureates, Nobel Prize, PHYSICS., picture identification, popular science background, powerful machine learning, press release, scientific explanation, video announcement

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where we use the power of Nobel Prize-winning physics to create the most mind-blowing artificial neural networks!

Imagine building your own associative memory to store and reconstruct images in the game, or using autonomous methods to identify elements in pictures.

Our server is like no other, with crazy inventions and discoveries that will blow your mind. Come join us for a wild ride through the world of machine learning in Minecraft! Who knew physics could be so much fun?

Vanilla PE | Vanilla server Minecraft server

minecraft server, t.me/vanillape, Vanilla PE, vanilla server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Our tag: t.me/vanillape

vanillape.fun:19132

Blocky Vagina Magnet Minecraft Server

attraction, blocky, chakra balancing, divine feminine, empowerment, Energy healing, female anatomy, feminine energy, feminine power, law of attraction, long tail, magnet, magnetism, manifestation, Minecraft, sacred feminine, self love, self-care, Sensuality, Server, sexual energy, Sexuality, Vagina

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Enchantments Applied:	298	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server out there – “Vagina Magnet”! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!

But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.

And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.

Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP

alcoholism, Ally, Christian, colonial plunder, colonialist, criticizes, Divorce Rates, Domination, Ethnic groups, ethnic purity, Exploitation, Exploitative, fact, Family Values, Fiction, HIV rates, homogeneous, Masculinity, Minecraft, morally superior, muslims, nationalism, putin, racially superior, racist, right-wing extremist groups, russia, SAVIOR, smp, suicide rates, suppressed nationalist movements, traditional values, wealth, West, white race

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.

Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.

Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!

SisNoApt4DisabledBFF

aita, allergic, Animals, apartment, background check, cold shoulder, decision, disabled friend, family party, LANDLORD, Promise, Property, renting, service dog, SisNoApt4DisabledBFF, sister

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for service animals! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.

But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!

So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?

ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6859
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!