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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7581
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

AloeCraft: Ulcer Relief Server

aloe vera, aloe vera benefits, AloeCraft, Alternative Medicine, Digestive health, duodenal ulcers, Effective, gastrointestinal health, healing properties, herbal medicine, holistic healing, medicinal plants, natural remedy, plant-based medicine, Relief, Server, stomach issues, stomach ulcers, study, Treatment, Ulcer, ulcer prevention, ulcer relief, ulcer treatment

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so like, u know how u get those pesky stomach ulcers from stress and stuff? well, guess what? this server has aloe vera everywhere, so u can just like, munch on some leaves and BAM! no more ulcers! plus, the duodenal ulcers? yeah, those are like, so last season on this server. join now and say goodbye to tummy troubles FOREVER!

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyPatriotUSA

American, American dream, Beliefs, citizenship, CraftyPatriotUSA, culture, current events, Democracy, Diversity, emotions, Experience, freedom, Identity, national pride, patriotism, perspective, Politics, Reflection, society, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	383186	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Emeralds Found:	2024
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next! Our server is so fun, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, our virtual world is so peaceful, you’ll forget all about the chaos of the real world. So come on over and escape to a place where the only thing exploding is your creativity!

TipsyCraft: Trump Tariff Trouble

alcohol consumption, alcohol exports, alcohol industry, alcohol producers, alcohol regulations, alcohol sales, beverage industry, Canada, cross-border trade, economic impact, global economy, international trade, market disruption, North America, political tensions, sales bans, tariff, Tariffs, TipsyCraft, trade war, Trouble, trump, U.S

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5820	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got alcohols producers bracing for sales bans in Canada like whaaat? if u wanna escape the tariffs and have a wild time, this is the place to be! we got crazy parties, insane builds, and u might even see a drunk polar bear wandering around. join now before the tariffs hit and we all have to start drinking maple syrup instead of beer. #wildtimes #drunkpolarbears #minecraftmadness

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, Beta Testing, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Jobs, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, open world, Quests, RAINBOW, role playing, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unity, virtual world

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Server Overview
Our server offers a dynamic experience with optional quests to guide your journey, a rewarding jobs system to earn in-game currency, and a robust economy to fuel your ambitions. Claim your own land, cast your line for unique fishing rewards, and unlock incredible perks with exciting rankups! Open crates to discover rare items and level up your gameplay. Join now and discover the possibilities!

Join us Today	66.70.164.179:25566
Discord	https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Our server offers optional quests, a jobs system, a robust economy, land claiming, unique fishing rewards, rankups, crates with rare items, and more!

Q: Is the server fully set up?

A: We are currently in beta testing. Some features may not be fully set up until public release.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join our server by connecting to 66.70.164.179:25566 and also join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

HangrySis AteMyFood Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, AteMyFood, Boundaries, Bracelets, CHIPS, Communication, Conflict, family, Food, Frustration, HangrySis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, personal belongings, Respect, Server, sharing, sibling rivalry, sister, snack, Toothpaste

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4574
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the snack-stealing siblings and toothpaste thieves. Our world is full of adventure, excitement, and most importantly, no annoying sisters!

Embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs without worrying about someone stealing your precious snacks. Plus, if you ever run out of toothpaste, we have plenty to go around (just don’t eat it, please).

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your sibling drama, our virtual chat is always open. Let’s build a world where snacks are safe and toothpaste is plentiful.

MarriedButCrafty

Abuse, aita, Backlash, Bisexual, comfort, coming out, Conflict, deadnaming, Gay, husband, low contact, MARRIED, MarriedButCrafty, mental health, misgendering, parents, small ceremony, trans man, TRANSITION, under wraps, wedding day

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and deadnaming? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a world where you can be your true self without any judgment or misgendering.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of your pronouns. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and make friends who will support you no matter what. Plus, we have a special area where you can host your own secret wedding ceremony without any interference from disapproving parents.

So come join us and leave all the negativity behind. Who needs family drama when you have a virtual world full of acceptance and love? Let’s build a community where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their parents say!

WTOcraft: China Strikes Back!

China, diplomatic relations, Dispute Resolution, economic impact, Economy, free trade, global market, import/export, international trade, Négotiation, protectionism, RETALIATION, strikes, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, US, WTO, WTOcraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so like, u know how china and US are like, fighting over tariffs and stuff? well, this server is like, the perfect escape from all that drama, bro. come join us and build ur own virtual world where u can be the ruler of ur own economy. u can trade with other players, make alliances, or start a virtual war if u feel like it. plus, our admins are like, super chill and will always have ur back. so come on, join us and let’s show those real world politicians how it’s done in minecraft land.