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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2077 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers dance to disco music. we have a secret underground base where the chickens rule with an iron fist. you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding. our server is so lit, you’d get calories from your own stomach if you developed an ulcer.
so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s conquer the pixelated world together!
