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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	3990
Players Killed by Monsters:	4336	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

SickWifeGolfTripAITA

annual getaway, annual tradition, balancing relationships, childcare, college friends, Communication Issues, conflicting priorities, family responsibilities, Family Support, golf trip, husband’s perspective, Marriage dynamics, parental duties, personal time, sick wife, SickWifeGolfTripAITA, spousal expectations, stomach flu, traditional activities, wife’s perspective

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6114
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of being stuck at home taking care of everyone while missing out on all the fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family life for a while!

Imagine a world where you can pick up your friends from the airport without any stomach flu drama. Build your dream golf course without any interruptions from needy family members. Take a break from reality and immerse yourself in a virtual world where your only responsibility is to have fun!

Don’t let your wife guilt trip you into missing out on the annual golf trip with your college buddies. Join our server and let your mom take care of the kids while you enjoy some well-deserved me time. After all, it’s not like your friends can teleport themselves to the golf course, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Your virtual adventures await!

CringeCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6789
Divine Spears Created:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Meteorites Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, forget about that because on our Minecraft server, you can create epic builds and battle it out with other players to become the ultimate ruler of the land! Join us and make new memories that will make your old embarrassing ones seem like a walk in the park. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player around. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave your embarrassing memories in the dust!

PangolinPillageCraft

#authorities, arrest, Endangered species, illegal wildlife trade, Major, Nigeria, Nigerian, Nigerian authorities, Over 2 Tons, Pangolin, Pangolin Protection, Pangolin Scales, Pangolin Trafficking, PangolinPillageCraft, Seize, Seizure, SUSPECT, Trafficking Suspect, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife trafficking

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Farms Harvested:	160
Dimension Hops:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have more excitement than nigerian authorities seizing pangolin scales! we got so much fun, you’ll be arrested for trafficking in good times! build your own pangolin sanctuary and protect those cute little guys from the evil poachers. but watch out, there’s a major suspect on the loose trying to steal all the pangolins for himself. team up with other players to take him down and save the day! join now for a wild adventure like no other!

NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1772
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1876	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1013
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	2988	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Items Found:	7655	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Crops Grown:	1501
Buildings Constructed:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mines Excavated:	2559	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Items Found:	6591	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!