New Minecraft Servers 2025

stomach churning Minecraft Servers

stomach churning Minecraft Servers

  • YuckyEatsCraft

    YuckyEatsCraft
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6589
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Falling into the Void: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NervousNugget in Minecraft SMP

    NervousNugget in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 8222
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Mythical Swords Crafted: 99
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Ores Mined: 8014
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience heart-pounding anxiety like never before! Our server is so intense, just logging in will have you sweating bullets. One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the entire server, causing chaos and panic. Another time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it made everyone’s stomachs drop. You never know what crazy event will happen next on our server, so join now if you dare!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6059
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!
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    Players: 107/900 Votes: 401
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Star Shards Collected: 133
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 4532
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 9885
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Towns Built: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2902
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Votes: 2557 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Meteorite Armor Created: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2180
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 286 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 6950
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1614
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6041 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8905
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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