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BlockBingeTV

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Votes:	4612
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Potions Brewed:	156
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4124
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	70	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	395	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	127
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!