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steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

CraftyCraftIranFundsAntiIsrael

Anti Israel protests, Conflict, CraftyCraftIranFundsAntiIsrael, Diplomacy, emboldening, extremism, foreign policy, funding, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, sanctions, SECURITY, sow discord, Tensions, US, White House

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ores Mined:	7064

Yo, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the White House said Iran is funding anti-Israel protests in the US to cause chaos, but like, on our server, we just wanna have a good time and build cool stuff together. Plus, we got this crazy story where a group of creepers tried to take over the server, but we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day. So come join us and be a hero in our wacky Minecraft world!

BaconCraft: The Caviar Challenge

bacon, BaconCraft, Caviar, challenge, Culinary, delicacy, exclusive, expensive, Extravagant, Farming, fine dining, Food, Gourmet, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, opulence, rare, rare treat, Wealthy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

join dis minecraft server and u can farm bacon like itz the rarest thing in da world. u gotta work hard for dat crispy goodness. but guess what? caviar iz like dirt easy to farm here. u can have fancy fish eggs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. itz like u a fancy millionaire without even trying. come join us and live da high life with bacon and caviar galore. itz gonna be a feast fit for a king, or at least a minecraft player pretending to be one.

AcneCraft: Omega3 Deficit – Level Up Your Skin

acne, AcneCraft, deficit, deficits, dietary habits, healthy skin, Inflammatory Response, LEVEL, long-term effects, Mediterranean Diet, nutrition, omega-3 deficiency, omega-3 fatty acids, Omega3, participants, Prevention, research, Severity, skin, skin care, skin conditions, skin health, study, target levels, Treatment

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can level up ur omega-3 fatty acids and Mediterranean diet skills to fight off acne like a pro! 98.3% of players start with deficits in omega-3s, but if u reach ur target levels, u will see ur acne vanish like magic! come join us for a wild ride of skincare and survival, and watch as ur skin clears up faster than u can say “diamond sword”!

NudeCraft: Minecraft Server

adult content, Daring, exhibitionism, explicit content, Minecraft, my gf in a bar outside, naked in public, naughty adventures, NudeCraft, outrageous behavior, pic is related, post your best, public display, public nudity, revealing outfits, risky behavior, scandalous behavior, Server, social norms, taboo activities, Uncensored, wild night out

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4496
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear clothes all the time? Well, look no further because on our server, you can run around butt-naked in public and nobody will bat an eye!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where you can post your best naked pic and win fabulous prizes! Just like the pic related, where my girlfriend was at a bar outside…wait, what?

Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to cover up when your mom walks in…or not, we won’t judge!

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8657
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Buildings Constructed:	34	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and witness the epic adventures of Ellen, a character with a uniform, shark tail, and scissors who will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with lore that will make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and prepare to be amazed!

And if you need more reasons to join, how about redeemable codes that can only be claimed in-game? Get your hands on ZZZFREE100, ZENLESSGIFT, ZENLESSLAUNCH, ZZZ2024, and ZZZTVCM to unlock exclusive content and rewards.

Still not convinced? We even have ZZZ stickers that will make your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

BroCraftBroblems

Appearance, AQUARIUM, bathroom etiquette, beach day, BroCraftBroblems, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Fishing, Friends, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Insecurity, peer pressure, personal boundaries, public restrooms, ride home, shopping center, sibling relationships, social dynamics, Transportation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of waiting in long lines for the bathroom? Join our Minecraft server where there are no lines at all! You can pee wherever you want, whenever you want! No more waiting for your turn, just let it flow!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who ditch you because of your looks. We embrace all players, no matter how feminine they may appear. In fact, we have a special “gender-bending” skin pack just for those who want to confuse their friends even more!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be fishing for is laughs! Who needs a beach when you can have a virtual world full of ridiculousness and fun? See you there, bathroom warriors!

CraftyPride: Iran2Norway Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most lit minecraft server in the universe? well u better cuz we got a pride attack in norway and an iranian-born man got sentenced to 30 years in prison for stealing all the diamonds in the server! yea, u heard me right, diamonds! come join us and see if u can beat his record and become the ultimate diamond thief in our server! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

CRISTALLIX Minecraft server

Adventure, Bedwars, building, CastleFight, character decoration, CRISTALLIX, CustomSteveChaos, Galax, Graffiti, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, Mods, Pixelmon, PvP battles, RPG, Server, Simulators, Skywars, technomagic, twerking

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2685
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Zombie Dances:	1

The Cristalix server began its journey back in 2012 and continues to actively develop and improve throughout all these years. We, the Cristalix team, know very well what games you like and want to play. Not only those players who cannot live without PvP battles will find their place here, but also those who love to create and build, as well as those who love to seek adventure and fight mobs.

On our server you can decorate your character with various personalization elements or show off your dancing skills by twerking right in front of other players! And what about graffiti? Yes, we have that too!

Cristalix is a high-tech project with online up to 7000 players, which sets new standards for Minecraft in the CIS. Here you will find a wide range of mini-games, from classic BedWars and SkyWars to unique and exciting games such as CastleFight and CustomSteveChaos! In addition, we have many simulators where you can spend time comfortably and without any difficulties.

And that’s not all! The Cristalix server also features quality builds with mods, including Pixelmon, TechnoMagic, RPG, Galax and many more! We have something special for everyone.

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BigGirlLove Minecraft Server

acceptance, beauty standards, big girls, BigGirlLove, body image, body positivity, Confidence, cultural norms, curvy women, DATING, empowerment, Inclusivity, love, Minecraft, plus size, relationships, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, society standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where big girls don’t get the love they deserve? Look no further, because on our server, big girls are the main attraction! We have custom-built villages with extra-wide doorways and reinforced floors to support all the love and attention they need. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where size really does matter!