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Minecraft SMP: Can’t You Just Marry A Chinese Woman Already? Why Keep Your Diamond Sword?

Chinese, Chinese woman, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, Diamond, family approval, family dynamics, Family Support, Interracial Relationships, Marriage, marriage decisions., marriage delays, marriage pressure, marriage timing, Marry, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental influence, Parental Pressure, relationship choices, smp, societal norms, sword, traditional values, WOMAN

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to settle down and start a family? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and find your perfect Chinese wife in-game, no need to deal with real-life dating drama. Plus, our server is full of eligible bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to tie the pixelated knot with you. So what are you waiting for? Say “I do” to our SMP today!

What is the IP for Soup Minecraft Server?

comedy, funny, Funny Moments, gameplay, Minecraft, Server, sniping soup, Soup

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	879

Soup is a popular dish made by combining various ingredients such as vegetables, meat, and broth in a pot and simmering them together. It is a comfort food enjoyed by people around the world and comes in a wide variety of flavors and textures. Soup is often served as a starter or main course and is known for its nourishing and warming qualities.

AND Factions

Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchantments Applied:	165	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

OG Factions description coming soon

Server is releasing December 1st: @ 5 PM EST

6 man teams 15 power limit land claim = 5 power death = loss of 3 power

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HLrp.aternos.me Minecraft server

Adventure, Adventure Map, Alliance, black mesa, city, Community, discord server, FANTASY, Gaming, HLrp, huge city, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, rebel, Revenholm, Roleplay, Server, Whitelist, whitelist server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	6330

Here you can become a Rebel or an Alliance, or whatever you want 🙂 The city is sooo huge, you can directly get to Revenholm by another road, and not through the eastern black mesa. I didn’t create the map, I just downloaded it. Join our discord server! And get on the whitelist, and you can play on the server. Good luck!

HLrp.aternos.me

Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

base building, blocky, building game, colony management, construction game, Escape, factorio, indie game, isometric game, management game, Minecraft, prison architect, prison builder, prison management, prison simulation, Prison Tycoon, Resource Management, rimworld, sandbox game, Server, simulation game, strategy game, survival game, top down game

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mines Excavated:	2323
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

Adventure, Archive, behind blue eyes edition, blocks, Blue, EYES, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fauna of the Forest, full length, general, greentext, JKs, Marine’s Perfect Math Class, Minecraft, Novels, Rentry, shitposts, Shubalter, smp, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, writing fanfiction, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Emeralds Found:	1106	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Audience, blocky, body image, Dicks, FANTASY, Gender norms, male gaze, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Preferences, Server, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, SIZE, unrealistic expectations, visual stimulation, WOMAN

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

bewildered, bewildering, bewilderment, Chaos, confusion, Disarray, discombobulated, disconcerting, Disorder, disorganized, disoriented, disturbed, flustered, Minecraft, perplexed, perplexity, puzzled, smp, Troubled, TURMOIL, uncertainty

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	755
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!