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LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP

closed-off, coping mechanisms, cynicism, defensive attitude, emotional armor, emotional detachment, emotional numbness, emotional walls, guarded behavior, hardened by life, jaded perspective, lack of trust, lack of vulnerability, life experiences, LifeHardenedMinecraftSMP, pessimism, resilience, stoicism, subtle signs, survival mode, tough exterior

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have players so hardened by life, they mine diamonds with their bare hands and fight off creepers with nothing but a carrot!

If you want to join a server where the players have seen some stuff, like surviving a zombie apocalypse or battling a dragon in real life, then this is the place for you. Our players have been through it all and they’re not afraid to show it. Just look out for the guy with the diamond armor made entirely out of emeralds – he’s seen things, man.

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the players are as tough as nails and the mobs are as scary as your ex-girlfriend. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

PainCraft: No Pain, All Gain

cannot feel pain, Endurance, feeling, gain, high pain tolerance, Incredible, indifference, insensitivity, Masochism, nerves, Pain, pain management, pain tolerance, PainCraft, resilience, revel in pain, Sensation, sensation seeking, stoicism, Threshold, tolerance

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we celebrate pain tolerance like never before! our players are so tough they don’t even feel pain anymore, they just laugh in the face of danger. imagine getting hit by a creeper and instead of crying, you just high five it and keep on building!

we have epic challenges that will test your pain threshold to the max. from jumping off cliffs to battling hordes of zombies, you will feel the adrenaline rush like never before. our players have even started a pain tolerance club where they compete to see who can endure the most pain without flinching.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will push you to your limits and beyond, join us now and show off your incredible pain tolerance skills. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next pain tolerance champion of the server!

Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	37
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, Assistant, cute animals, Digimon, digital pet, Entertainment, funny animals, internet, Minecraft, New Terriermon, newbie, online content, pet care, popular video, social media, Technology, Terriermon, TerriermonSMP, Video, viral video, Virtual Pet

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Emeralds Found:	9347	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

DockBlock Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, dock, DockBlock, Kids, Liability, Minecraft, neighbor, neighbors, parents, Permission, Platform, Property, property rights, Ramp, Riverfront, rocks, Server, signs, trespassing, Videos, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!

ExFriendExiledMC

aita, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, Event, ex-friend, ExFriendExiledMC, falling out, group planning, heartbroken, mutual friends, school events, social media, teenage daughter, ticketed event, toxic relationship, uninvited, uninviting, unpaid tickets, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	2680
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of teenage friend group chaos.

Join us and escape the toxic relationships and name-calling of real life. No more worrying about who’s unfollowing who on social media or who’s excluding who from group projects. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up their own house with TNT.

And if you’re worried about uninviting someone from a ticketed event, don’t stress! On our server, everyone is invited to the virtual party, even if they’ve been blocked or unfollowed. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting repaid for those tickets – everything is free in the Minecraft world!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? Let’s build and battle together, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with fun!

200YearLife Minecraft SMP

200YearLife, aging gracefully, aspirations, changes, dreams, extended life, future planning, goals, health, life choices, Lifestyle, long lifespan, Longevity, longevity benefits, Minecraft, opportunities, personal growth, Priorities, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Time management, wellness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

BlockBusterOpinions

Analysis, Argument, BlockBusterOpinions, Cinema, controversial, controversial opinion, critique, debate, discussion, film, film analysis, film perspective, film review, hot take, Movie, movie criticism, Movie debate, opinion, perspective, unpopular, Viewpoint

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	198	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Do you want to debate the most controversial movie takes with fellow Minecraft players? Join our server and argue about why Sharknado is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time or why The Emoji Movie deserved an Oscar! Our community is full of film fanatics who love to stir up some drama and have a laugh. So come on down and let’s get ready to rumble… with popcorn in hand!

GazaCraft: IDF Rescue Minecraft Server

Captivity, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage situation, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, political tensions, Qaid Farhan Alkadi, rescue, rescues, security operation, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	6157
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crops Grown:	7876
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

So, like, our server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! We straight up rescued a dude named Qaid Farhan Alkadi from being held captive in Gaza. Like, how crazy is that?! Join our server for some epic adventures and maybe even get rescued by a real-life military force. Who knows what could happen next?! Just make sure to watch out for creepers and stuff, they ain’t no joke. Let’s do this, gamers!

DesertRescueCraft

52 year old, bedouin, Bravery, Conflict, current events, DesertRescueCraft, dramatic rescue, heroism, Hostage, hostage freed, hostage situation, idf, International, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, rescue operation, rescued, security forces, successful mission

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we rescued a 52 year old Bedouin Israeli hostage with the help of the IDF! Like, who even does that in a game, amirite? We be out here savin’ lives and buildin’ dope structures at the same time. Plus, our admins are like, actual superheroes who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. So if u wanna be part of the most epic server in the universe, come join us and be a hero too! #RescueMissionGoneMinecraft #SuperheroAdmins #JoinUsOrRegretItForever

DinoSharkCraft

age of dinosaurs, ancient creatures, ancient oceans, ancient shark, DinoSharkCraft, Evolution, extinct species, fossil, Fossil discovery, Marine Biology, marine life, Mystery, Paleontology, prehistoric, prehistoric animals, scientific discovery, scientific research, shark evolution, shark fossils, shark species, shark teeth

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Potions Brewed:	191
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1832	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where u can find the fossil of an ancient shark that swam in the age of dinosaurs!! it will solve centuries-long mystery and u can ride on its back as u battle other players in epic pvp battles!! also, did we mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? yea, u heard that right. join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!! 🦈🔥🐷💥