join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!
You’re the perfect player. We want to win you over with anything you could desire.
Here are some key features of our server:
| Constant Innovation |
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| Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more. |
| Thriving Economy |
| Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market. |
| Justice System |
| Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience. |
| Empower Your Avatar |
| Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle. |
| Epic Adventures |
| Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors. |
| Factions or Factionless? |
| Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Or stake your claim in the vast wilderness to carve out a solitary existence. Navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures. |
To join, please use the following invite link: Discord Invite
Server rules can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to review them before playing.
Yes, players can create their own factions and build empires within the server.
Yes, we regularly host in-game events and competitions for players to participate in.
Join our server for the chance to participate in wild heists and robberies, all in the name of making that sweet, sweet cash. Take on big businesses and corporations as your targets, leaving them scratching their heads as you walk away with bags of diamonds and gold.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll need to use all your cunning and skill to outsmart the authorities and other players who are after the same prize. Can you handle the adrenaline rush of pulling off the ultimate heist?
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the thrill of the chase, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough money to fund your wildest dreams. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…right? 😉
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as players build entire cities out of nothing but dirt and chicken feathers.
Forget about /biz/ and /bant/, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rotating is your head as you try to keep up with all the insanity happening around you. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!
But don’t worry, this server is all in good fun (we promise). So grab your pickaxe, gather your resources, and get ready to fight for your life in the most absurd battle you’ve ever seen. Who will come out on top – the Ukrainians or the Russians? Only time will tell on this chaotic server where anything goes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us today and be prepared for non-stop action, outrageous storylines, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, comrade!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!
Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑
Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild! Join now to be a part of an epic battle for a whopping 234,000 euros inheritance! It’s a secret family feud over assets, but don’t worry, we’ll keep it hush hush.
Imagine investing in STOCKS that are actually blocks, running a RESTAURANT where the customers are creepers, mining for CRYPTOCURRENCY in the form of diamonds, or building an APARTMENT made entirely out of gold blocks! Who needs a boomer rock when you can have a diamond pickaxe?
Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune and bragging rights for days!
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Our Server Plugins and FeaturesSome of our plugins include:
MCMMOA dedicated resource world, and RTPRTP can be used in any world, including the Nether and The End!
Anti-Griefing plugins (i.e., World Guard Core Protect)Claimblocks with the classic golden shovel claim systemStealing is NOT allowed on our serverA live in-game map! https://map.pd-smp.comCrates — Each have rewards that aren’t completely game-breaking or OP
Crate keys can be obtained for free through our voting system!A pet system — You can tame, capture and level up various mobs as pets to aid you in fightsAn in-game rank up systemEach Rank has rewarding perks such as /magiccarpet, /workbench, etcVoting, Vote Rewards and Pinata Party
We also have a player-driven economy using Vault, which is integrated with plugins such as:
And much more!
Join and see for yourself! 😉
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Join our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. No need to worry about posting pictures of snowstorms before sending them to your significant other, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be posting are screenshots of your epic builds.
We understand social cues about as well as a creeper understands personal space, so you’ll fit right in if you’re feeling a bit socially awkward. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about waking up your girlfriend with snowstorm photos again.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing melting is the ice biomes and not your girlfriend’s patience!
Join our server and witness the madness as these lakes go cray-cray and start spewing out carbon dioxide like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in the Arctic, and everyone’s invited! Who needs boring old biogeochemical cycles when you can have lakes causing a 350% increase in greenhouse gas flux? It’s like nature’s own little rave, baby!
So come on down to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen. Forget about building houses and farming crops – we got lakes turning up the heat and shaking things up. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world!
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All Platforms Playable!
PvP & Vaults
| Constant Development | Balanced Gameplay | Gameplay Tools |
|---|---|---|
| Teams | Custom Enchants | Custom Weapons |
| Automated & Tested Systems | Trade System | Secure & Advanced Vaults |
| Crates | Server Extras | |
| Advanced Custom Anti Cheat | Non P2W | Following Middleway Rules | Custom Made Systems |
| Amazing Hub & Spawn | Medieval Themed | Trained & Helpful Staff |
Coming Soon!
Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!
All platforms are playable on the server.
No, the server follows Middleway rules and is non P2W.
Yes, there are custom enchants, weapons, and gameplay tools available.
Yes, the systems are automated and tested for optimal performance.
Picture this: you’re mining diamonds with a cute anime girl cheering you on, fighting off creepers with a badass virtual ninja by your side, and building the craziest pixel art creations with a virtual pop star serenading you in the background.
It’s like stepping into a virtual wonderland where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?).
So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning reality after spending too much time in this virtual VTuber paradise.
Imagine a world where your MIL can’t kidnap your virtual children and you can build as many car seats as you want without anyone questioning your parenting choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves without any judgment from meddling in-laws.
Join us now and show your spouse that you’re “over it” by building a fortress to protect your virtual children from any MIL shenanigans. Let’s build a world where forgiveness doesn’t mean giving free rein to crazy family members, but rather creating a space for endless creativity and fun. See you in the game!
Join our server and experience a world where bridesmaids are celebrated for their skills in building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky universe. No more expensive dresses, shoes, or bachelorette trips – just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world.
Instead of funding a bridal shower fit for a queen, you can build a virtual palace for the bride-to-be and her friends to enjoy. And the best part? It won’t cost you a dime!
So say goodbye to the wedding financial stress and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server today and start saving for your own wedding in style!
Join our server for the chance to experience non-sexual forms of intimacy in marriage with your fellow players. That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we value emotional connections and deep conversations about life, love, and the meaning of existence.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to express their feelings through interpretive dance and poetry readings. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and lava pits!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who needs diamonds when you can have deep emotional connections and non-sexual intimacy in marriage? It’s a whole new world, baby!
join our minecraft server cuz we got crazy stuff goin’ on, like, one time this dude built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, no joke.
and, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and strength.
plus, we have epic pvp battles where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death, winner takes all the loot.
so come join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, ukraine style!