But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll get access to our exclusive hot tub party every Friday night where we all wear diamond armor and eat golden apples like they’re candy. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves doing the chicken dance while riding a llama.
So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll find that $100,000 in cash hidden in a chest somewhere in our world. It could happen, right? #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #SirOinksalot4President
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯
Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!
But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.
So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will give you insider trading tips in exchange for your best carrot crops. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So why haven’t you joined yet? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the richest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs stocks when you can have virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft financial domination!
Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!
Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.
Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.
And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.
So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!
We even have a special feature where you can liquidate all your in-game assets to buy a mansion in cash! Don’t worry about paying interest on a virtual mortgage, we’ve got you covered.
But wait, there’s more! We offer a special gift of 500k in-game currency to all new players, just because we’re generous like that. So come join us and live above your virtual means in the most outrageous town in Minecraft!
But don’t worry, joining this server is worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone. We have epic build battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Just be prepared to face off against Refie/Chief Bros and his army of mischievous minions. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
From the “I’m a ninja turtle” phase where you can battle mutant mobs with your trusty pizza sword, to the “I’m a unicorn” phase where you can ride rainbow-colored horses through enchanted forests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! How about the “I’m a time traveler” phase where you can visit different eras and witness historical events firsthand? Or the “I’m a superhero” phase where you can fly through the skies and save the world from evil villains?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the phases begin! Who knows, you might even discover a new phase you never knew existed.
join us and experience the power of magnetic fields while u build ur epic creations. who needs regular old blocks when u can have magnetic ones, amirite?
plus, our server is so lit that it uncovers new connections between star-forming activities and galactic outflows. like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft? only on our server, baby.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s get magnetic together! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
No lewds or RP allowed here, we keep it PG-13 for the kids. And don’t forget to stay hydrated, remember water is important for your health (and for your crops in-game).
Lurkers beware, if you don’t participate you’ll get stoned…literally. But don’t worry, we’ll also have plenty of beer to keep the party going. So come join us for a wild ride and enjoy your day as we all secure our free seats in hell together!
Forget about those boring old trading charts, come join us where the only charts you need to worry about are the ones leading you to buried treasure. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot.
We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: your neighbor decides to clear the forest up to your back door and installs a wire fence supported by those green metal posts. But wait, there’s more! He even pushes trees over your kayak trail and digs a massive hole just to show he means business. And when you show him the updated maps proving he’s on your property, he hits you with the classic “maps are outdated” excuse. Classic neighbor move, are we right?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! He starts cutting down bushes and saplings on your side of the fence, leaving them there like it’s his own personal dumping ground. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, he has the audacity to ask you to mow your lawn so it doesn’t touch his precious fence. The nerve!
Join our server for a wild ride of passive-aggressive texts, property line disputes, and questionable landscaping choices. Who needs boring old mining and crafting when you can have all this drama right at your virtual doorstep? See you there, neighbor!
Forget about fixing leaky faucets or organizing your closet, on our server you can create your own virtual paradise where the only limit is your imagination. Need to relax after a long day? Just hop on our server and unwind by building a giant roller coaster that loops around a lava-filled volcano.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare treasures and defeat evil mobs. So why waste your time with boring old life hacks when you could be living it up in the crazy world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start living your best virtual life!
| IP | reunionsmp.com |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc |
This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a YouTuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.
The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one-time sales.
We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.
Owner – Go_ing
Admin – Splooshium
| Question: Can I sell items other than diamonds in the market? | Answer: No, the only item that can be sold in the market is diamonds. |
| Question: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? | Answer: No, we are Anti Pay-to-Win and the ranks only provide cosmetic benefits. |
| Question: How can I access the server’s claim system? | Answer: You can access the claim system in-game using the designated commands. |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks, and ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of candy cane trees. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So why wait? Join us now and get ready to deploy yourself into the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).