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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3709 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!
So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!
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