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Mad Man Don’s Minecraft SMP

Character, crazy, dialogue, Don, DONS, Drama, emotional, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, fictional, iconic, INSANE, INTENSE, mad, mad man, man, memorable, Minecraft, phrase, Quote, reaction, smp, Television Show, TV series

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you dare to enter a world where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is the norm.

Picture this: a land where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, creepers have formed their own boy band, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to take over the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Don, a player so skilled and so unpredictable that even the Ender Dragon fears him. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wolves with nothing but a stack of raw beef and a wink.

So why should you join this madness? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Where else can you build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses and have it become the server mascot?

Join us, if you dare. But be warned, once you enter this world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the chaos and the laughter, and you’ll never want to leave. Welcome to the land of the mad man, where anything is possible and everything is hilarious.

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cats, Communication, consequences, custody, DATING, Decision making, emotions, family, footage, Girlfriend, House, Minecraft, perspective, Pets, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, Surveillance, Trust

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Potions Brewed:	186	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Mines Excavated:	2889	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama or excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the time I caught my brother’s girlfriend trying to sneak our cats out for a joyride! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued when I caught her red-handed on our security cameras? It was like a real-life soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time our neighbor’s dog tried to invade our territory and take on our feline warriors. Let’s just say it was a battle for the ages, and only the bravest survived!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to never let the cats outside. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with those fierce feline protectors!

NoGFNoRoommateAllowed

apartment, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, compromise, couple, Decision making, disagreement, dynamics, Fairness, Girlfriend, living arrangement, living space, NoGFNoRoommateAllowed, personal space, relationship, Rent, roommate, sharing, Tension, Utilities

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	274	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Players Killed by Monsters:	8606
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	987	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roommate drama to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world filled with passive-aggressive tension and awkward encounters.

Are you tired of sharing your space with unwanted guests? Fear not, for on our server, you can build your own fortress and keep out any unwanted roommates or their significant others. No more Sarahs taking over your kitchen or leaving their stuff everywhere!

Join us and embark on a quest to defend your territory against invading couples looking to split the rent three ways. Will you stand your ground and protect your personal space, or will you cave under the pressure and let them take over?

So come on down to our server and show us if you have what it takes to be the ultimate roommate warrior. Just remember, in this world, it’s every man for himself (unless you’re cool with sharing your space, then you do you).

Proud10YearOld Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, Development, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, progress, Proud10YearOld, Reflection, resilience, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, success

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and make your 10-year-old self proud by becoming the ultimate block-building master! Remember when you used to spend hours building epic forts out of couch cushions? Well, now you can take your building skills to the next level and create entire kingdoms in our server!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best chicken dance impression. Trust us, you’ve never seen chickens like these before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that only those who can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig will be worthy enough to claim the treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show your 10-year-old self just how far you’ve come in the world of blocky adventures!

MomDadCraft or ParentalPixel

family bond, family dynamics, MomDadCraft, parent support, parent-child attachment, parent-child bonding, parent-child closeness, parent-child communication, parent-child conflict, parent-child dynamics, parent-child interaction, parent-child love, Parent-child relationship, parent-child relationship dynamics, parent-child relationship growth, parent-child respect, parent-child trust, parent-child understanding, parental connection, ParentalPixel, relationship with parents

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Votes:	7902	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Runes Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are your parents constantly nagging you to get off Minecraft and do your homework? Well, fear not, because on our server, your parents will actually encourage you to play all day and night! That’s right, we have a special feature that sends messages to your parents pretending to be your teacher, telling them that playing Minecraft is actually improving your grades. So join our server and watch as your parents become your biggest supporters in your quest for blocky greatness!

CraftyPolish Minecraft Server

American politics, Civic Duty, civic responsibility, community engagement, CraftyPolish, Democracy, democracy in action, diaspora, ENGAGEMENT, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Participation, Poland, Polish Americans, Polish heritage, Politics, president, Presidential election, Server, US, Vote, voting rights

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	210	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

HezbollahHavocMC

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocMC, injured, international news, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, political tensions, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and take down hezbollah targets just like israel!!! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and even a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and griefers. with at least 274 ways to die and over 1,000 ways to get injured, u’ll never get bored on this server. so come join us and let the chaos begin!

CTE Craft: NFL Edition

anxiety, athlete health, brain health, brain injuries, brain trauma, chronic traumatic encephalopathy, cognitive symptoms, concussion, Craft, CTE, depression, Edition, football, former players, mental health, neurological disorders, NFL, research study, sports injuries, sports medicine, SUICIDE, treatable conditions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7156
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	6891
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.

our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.

we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.

plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!

Welcome to Bud Light Craft: The Server with No Cheating, Toxicity, or Fun Allowed! Featuring KitPvP, Factions, Mini Games, and Tower Defense!

Allowed, BADLION, Beta, Bud, Cheating, Community, console, Craft, Defense, Development, Discord, Economy, Factions, Farms, Features, Featuring, Fun, gameplay, games, KitPvP, Light, Minecraft, Mini, Mods, Network, Piracy, PvP, rules, Server, strategy, Tower, Toxicity, tutorials, Updates

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Towns Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

BudderCraft Minecraft Server Overview

We’re an in-development/beta server dedicated to providing a variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of all forms of cheating, and fostering a friendly community for players of all skill levels.

Allowed Clients

Badlion Client (Only specified mods listed below are allowed)

Allowed Mods for Badlion
Animations
Block Overlay
Clear Glass
CPS
Crosshair
Damage Tint
Enchant Glint
FPS
Hit Color
Item Physics
KeyStrokes
OofMod
Ping
Tab

Server IP

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

NO MODDED OR PIRATED CLIENTS ALLOWED! If caught using one, you will be immediately banned.

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods are not allowed on the server except for specified mods with the Badlion Client.

2. What happens if I cheat or try to hack?

Any form of cheating, including game exploits, alt accounts, or piracy, will result in an unpardonable ban.

3. Are large scale farms allowed on the server?

No, large scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

4. How can I get help on the server?

Use the in-game tutorials (/warp HowToPlay) or the /help command. Do not repeatedly ask staff for help on things covered in the tutorials.

5. Is joining the Discord server necessary?

Joining the Discord server is not required but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community interaction.

Anti Vaxxers Minecraft Server

Anti, AntiVaxxers, childhood illness, death, diphtheria, health crisis, herd immunity, immunization, LATVIA, medical neglect, Minecraft, Misinformation, Parental Responsibility, preventable death, preventable disease, public health, Server, Toddler, Tragedy, tragic loss, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine-preventable diseases, vaxxers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	8798
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Love Letters Sent:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life dangers like diphtheria! Our server is so safe, even unvaccinated toddlers can play without fear of disease. Plus, our virtual world is filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures that will make you forget all about the dangers of the real world. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just make sure to bring your diamond sword for protection against any anti-vax zombies that may try to attack!