every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.
our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.
PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!
SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.
Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!
Cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaotic fun. You won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will definitely question your sanity.
Check out the research links for maximum brain confusion and dive into the world of fake stock trading like never before. And don’t forget to make copies of those Google Sheets, because why not?
This server is so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re actually on national TV. So come on, join the madness and embrace the chaos of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition!
