every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.
our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.
PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!
SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!
On our server, you can build your own virtual world without worrying about someone trying to control every aspect of your life. Need to escape a high-pitched scream? We’ve got you covered.
Join now and unleash your creativity in a drama-free environment. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so epic, even the stock market crashes can’t bring us down. So come on in and let’s build some virtual memories together!
Cryptofags stay away, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaotic fun. You won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will definitely question your sanity.
Check out the research links for maximum brain confusion and dive into the world of fake stock trading like never before. And don’t forget to make copies of those Google Sheets, because why not?
This server is so wild, it’ll make you wonder if you’re actually on national TV. So come on, join the madness and embrace the chaos of NASFAQ General – Version 2.0??? edition!
Imagine a world where a 60-year-old mom (yes, you read that right) rents her second home to her 34-year-old son, Joe. But wait, it gets crazier! There’s homeowners insurance drama, job losses, and even a shooting in the neighborhood. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?
But the real kicker is when Mom decides to sell the house, and Joe and his girlfriend go full-on drama mode. They leave passive-aggressive messages around the house, cut off all contact, and refuse to share their new address. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who knows what crazy antics will happen next?
Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.
imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.
so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥
![Conquest [smp]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank6.jpg)
Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Features include Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, automated systems, and more. Join a friendly community, participate in events, and explore the endless possibilities of Minecraft 1.20 alongside unique server features!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Slimefun? | Slimefun is a plugin that adds advanced technology and magic to Minecraft, allowing players to craft machines, enchantments, and unique items. |
| How do backpack upgrades work? | Backpack upgrades allow players to expand their inventory space by carrying more items with customizable backpacks that can be upgraded over time. |
| What are custom enchants? | Custom enchantments are enhancements for gear that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance or increased speed. |
| Can I automate tasks on the server? | Yes, players can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, brewing, and even defense systems to protect their base. |
| How does the server blend magic and technology? | Through Slimefun, players can forge magical items with special abilities and utilize electricity to power their creations, combining mystical powers with advanced devices. |
| What is Towny? | Towny is a feature that allows players to form towns, build empires, establish defenses, and engage in PvP battles on the server. |
For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord!
Join us for the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!
We’ve got so much goysludge dropping, you won’t know what hit you!
Come on, don’t be a square, join the madness and see what all the hype is about!
Who needs normalcy when you can have goysludge-fueled chaos on this server?
Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any griefers or hackers trying to ruin the fun. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon around the server? Consider it done.
So, if you think you have what it takes to join this legendary Minecraft SMP, apply now and prove your worth. Just remember, only the strongest, most skilled players will survive in this wild world of blocky adventures. Good luck!
BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A WILD IDEA? JOINING THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SMP SERVER!!! LIKE, THEY HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR FOR EVERYONE AND A PET CREEPER NAMED JEFFERY THAT FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND EXPLODES ON COMMAND, HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!
ALSO, I HEARD RUMORS THAT THE SERVER OWNER IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT WHO FIGHTS OFF CREEPERS IN REAL LIFE TOO. LIKE, HE SAVED A WHOLE VILLAGE FROM A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ONCE, TRUE STORY BRO.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND MAYBE EVEN FIND SOME HIDDEN TREASURE WITH ME, THEN JOIN THIS SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH $100,000 ANYWAY?!?!?! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🤑🤯
Join us for a wild ride through the most corrupt industry in the USA – Minecraft! Our server is filled with shady deals, backstabbing players, and enough drama to rival a reality TV show.
But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games where you can bribe your way to victory, a black market where you can trade rare items for outrageous prices, and even a secret underground bunker where the most corrupt players gather to plot their next scheme.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating the treacherous waters of the most corrupt industry in the USA – all from the comfort of your own blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
