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GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	559	Runes Activated:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Star Shards Collected:	211	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Farms Harvested:	197
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Magic Items Found:	7647
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8767	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	30	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Votes:	2286
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
New Chunks Explored:	25253	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!