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This Is Not A Drill Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchantments Applied:	162	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by a group of wild boomers who are selling everything they can get their hands on! From enchanted diamond swords to rare blocks of cheese, you never know what these crazy boomers will try to sell next. Join now for a chance to haggle with them and see what kind of wacky deals you can make. Who knows, you might even walk away with a pet llama named Gertrude or a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join today and get ready to SELL SELL SELL!

RecessionCraft SMP – >"WakeUpCraft"

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	149	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

“Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is in shambles and the stocks are pumping like crazy!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of /biz/ anons frantically trying to navigate their way through the recession. But fear not, because in this server, chaos is the name of the game!

Join us as we embark on insane quests, build ridiculous structures, and navigate the treacherous world of finance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become a stock market guru in the process!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of memes, mayhem, and Minecraft madness!”

CraftyBloodshed Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	5829
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	621
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring, stagnant Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even your entire portfolio will be bleeding with excitement! And don’t even get us started on the MUMU pumping – it’s like a non-stop party in the virtual world! Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers, but who’s counting?) So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s make some epic memories together!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mines Excavated:	2040

🌟 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join now for a WILD ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of ALPACAS start dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits! And guess what? You can ride them into battle against the evil LLAMA army that’s trying to take over the server!

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Arlecchino Web Event where you can battle ghosts in your sleep for epic rewards! And don’t miss out on the Discovery Collaboration Web Event where you can explore nature and uncover hidden treasures with your trusty DIAMOND PICKAXE.

Join now and meet characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. Equip yourself with weapons like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn to conquer the CRIMSON NIGHT and save the Minecraft world from destruction!

Don’t miss out on daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes to enhance your gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! 🎮✨

Check out our Useful Links for more info!

Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

BETRAYAL, crime, DAUGHTER, Dearests, family, fucked up, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Imprisonment, incarceration, injustice, Justice, locked up, long trail, Loss, madness, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, murder, parental betrayal, Prison, Tragedy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Miyu’s Revenge: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, feelings, forgiveness, friendship, growth, Listening, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Miyu, Miyus, patience, relationships, resolution, Revenge, Server, Support, Trust, Ultimate, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Magic Items Found:	7643
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Miyu is so upset with you that she created this world just to get revenge! Join now to see what crazy challenges she has in store for you!

Explore our insane custom-built maps filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Miyu has gone all out to make sure you never see the light of day again!

But don’t worry, you’ll have a chance to team up with other players to take on Miyu and her minions. Work together to defeat her and claim victory!

Join now and experience the wrath of Miyu in a Minecraft server like no other. Are you brave enough to face her fury?

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

Australia, best country, better infrastructure, better society, better wages, Canada, comparison, Cultural differences, Europe, global perspectives, immigration, Improvement, MapleCraft, nicer people, quality of life, societal standards, Stereotypes, Surrey BC, Usa, West, White Man

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Ores Mined:	3189
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9177
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Animals Bred:	156	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7329
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5112
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	408	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchantments Applied:	199	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!