Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!
And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!
Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?
But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game spouse decides to leave you during a life-threatening surgery! Will you forgive them or seek revenge in the virtual world? The choice is yours!
Experience the thrill of being left alone in a virtual hospital room, bleeding through internal stitches and coming in and out of consciousness. Will your in-game husband come back to apologize, or will you be left to fend for yourself in the world of Minecraft?
Join now for a unique gameplay experience that will leave you questioning the loyalty of your virtual relationships! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the Minecraft world?
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the fact that we have cookies that will make your milk come in faster than a redstone contraption? Just be careful, some of them might have explosive effects!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special brown sugar buffet that promises to help with your post-partum bowel movements…or maybe just cause a wild ride on the porcelain throne. And don’t forget about our signature mother’s milk tea, guaranteed to give you a boost of energy…or maybe just a trip to the ER if you’re allergic to thistle.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also comes with a free MIL (Mother-in-Law) feature! Watch as she dispenses questionable medical advice and disappears when you need her the most. But don’t worry, you can always apologize to her to make her come back…because who doesn’t want more chaos in their life?
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there, where every block placed is a wild adventure waiting to happen. Just remember to keep your cool, even if your fever is at 106F!
Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!
The Mountains SMP is a Vanilla 1.19 Minecraft SMP for the community members from MountainT144’s Socials to play on, make new friends, and build together in a huge world!
51.68.21.111:25599
It has servers with various game modes developed by a large team. Join now and fight in the arena, trade, build your island and more on a server where the only limit is your imagination!
oyna.TCKAmc.org
2B2FR is an anarchy Minecraft server known for its world without rules or limits, where players can engage in PvP, theft, betrayal, and destruction with complete freedom.
2b2fr.org
Revanity is a Minecraft network that primarily focuses on the “CityBuild” game mode. We are currently still in the construction phase, which is why bugs can sometimes occur. If you find a bug, please feel free to report it to our Discord
» Own plugins: The owner and developers work on different systems and plugins every day so that we can offer you a great gaming experience.
Revanity.eu
We are a cool group of people we are so excited for new players to join our server. feel free to join the discord while in our server. Mods are always active.
Plugin List: Voice Chat, Better Mobs, ChestShop, DeathCounter, Duel, EnchantLevels, Infernal Mobs, Lucky Bounties, MarriageMaster, MyPet, TradeShop, Enchantments_Plus.
51.222.147.232:25610
Misty’s Cafe is a small, but inclusive, community that would be excited to have you as a member! What originally started out as a Discord server that was made for users to make friends and chat with people around the world, has now branched out and launched a survival Minecraft server that aims to do the same. From everyone at the Misty’s Cafe server, we hope that you give us a chance and we look forward to seeing you online! 🙂
mc.mistyscafe.online
GeldMC is a Dutch server that allows cracked players. We are a fake minetopia server and hope to see you soon!
GeldMC.bl-cloud.nl:25567
Have fun in our economic world 24/7, it is a new server that started in February 2023 to be able to create a world your divided is without limits, take advantage of this opportunity and become our little family with a thirsty heart. The server is hosted in Miami I hope you like it a lot
mc.greathome.lat
