stirring straws Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Plastic Straw? No Thanks! Wood Stirrers Only!

#sustainability, conservation efforts, disposable products, drinking straws, eco-conscious choices, eco-friendly alternatives, Environmental awareness, environmental impact, going green, Plastic, plastic ban, plastic free living, plastic pollution, plastic products, plastic straws, plastic waste, reusable straws, single-use plastics, Stirrers, stirring straws, straw, waste reduction, wood, wooden stirrers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17

OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got wooden stirrers that will BLOW ur mind! Forget about them plastic straws, we only use the finest wooden stirrers to mix up ur potions and brews. Plus, we got a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds that u can mine for days! And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam around the server, they drop golden eggs that u can use to trade with other players. So come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is LIT AF!

MitochondriaCraft: EngraftedEndothelials

cell biology, Cell Survival, cell therapy, cell transplantation, cellular communication, cellular homeostasis, cellular metabolism, cellular repair, endothelial cell engraftment, EngraftedEndothelials, MitochondriaCraft, mitochondrial dynamics, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Mitochondrial function, mitochondrial fusion, mitochondrial health, mitochondrial quality control, Mitochondrial transfer, mitochondrial turnover, mitophagy, organelle transfer, regenerative medicine

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Potions Brewed:	194	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5099	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where mitochondria are the key to survival and you gotta transfer them like a boss to engraft endothelial cells through mitophagy! Sounds crazy, right? Well, on this server, it’s a reality! Join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get those mitochondria moving, baby!

Entity Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Skyblock Roleplay Creative PvP Minigames Economy Towny Factions Parkour Pixelmon RPG Prison Adventure Hardcore Vanilla Modded Faction Wars Skywars Build Battles

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	367	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Emeralds Found:	5559
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	244
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Spears Created:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to Entity Network, a Minecraft server to provide you the best experience while playing with your friends. Embark on a journey filled with different adventures and obstacles and make unforgettable memories. Hope you have a great time in the server!

mc.entitynetwork.fun:25607

Harmony Falls: Where creepers and llamas live in perfect harmony, until they explode. No resets, just llama drama. 1.20+ Java.

1.20, Adventure, Bosses, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Drama, Dungeon & Bosses update, Dungeons, Economy, Events, explode, Falls, Harmony, java, Journey, Live, Llama, Llamas, No Resets, perfect, Pets, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, smp, Towny

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magic Items Found:	6590
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Server Details:
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players. However, this is optional.
Towny & Economy	Build your own town/clan, establish relations with other clans, and trade or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP	Engage in epic battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is toggle-able within Harmony Falls SMP.
Bosses/Dungeons	New INSANE bosses are being added all the time!
Pets	Join in and grab a little companion to venture with you in the world; from tiny bears, griffins, to dragons!
RPG Elements	Level up your skills, choose your path, and embark on epic quests. The server has MCMMO for a few skills.
Events	Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions to win prizes. Examples include hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, and build competitions.

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQs:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they are not game-breaking or give you an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord or website for a list of rules.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP address provided and join our Discord community to get started.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the rules and guidelines of the server.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host various events, tournaments, and competitions for players to participate in and win prizes.

EldenCraft – /erg/ Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Calibration update, Character planners, Elden Ring General, EldenCraft, ERG, ergGenocided, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, George R.R. Martin, Group password, information document, Interactive map, Latest Patch, marika, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, well written villain

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Alien Abductions:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6248	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is ruled by the infamous villain Marika! She’s like the Evil Queen of Minecraft, but with better fashion sense.

Join our server for the latest patch updates straight from the depths of the underworld. Our main information document is so top secret, it’s like finding the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge.

Need help planning your character? We’ve got character planners that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our interactive map – it’s like Google Maps, but for the Lands Between.

Oh, and did we mention our group password? It’s so exclusive, it’s like getting VIP access to a secret society. So come join us and get ready to be genocided…wait, what? Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

GifCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, adult content site, adult entertainment, adult entertainment site, adult gifs, adult gifs site, adult website, Alternative, dead website, explicit content, GifCraft, Imagefap, Minecraft, NSFW, online porn, porn gifs, porn gifs alternative, porn site, pornographic content, pornographic gifs, pornographic images, Server, sex

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	New Chunks Explored:	170368
Animals Bred:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of searching for new porn gifs because sex dot com is as dead as a creeper explosion? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate alternative! We have a whole world of naughty content waiting for you to explore. From sexy pixelated villagers to scandalous sheep, you’ll never run out of new material to enjoy. And forget about Imagefap, that place is for noobs. Join our server for a truly wild and unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your diamond pickaxe, things are about to get steamy!

GrannyGriefers Minecraft Server

alcoholism, custody, emotional boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, family trauma, Father, Grandparents, GrannyGriefers, legal action, legal rights, Minecraft, neglect, parental death, Server, sibling relationships, social services

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more complicated than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this OP’s life story.

Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!

Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!

Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.

So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama

DumpedAfterDinner

Breakup, Chopsticks, Class, Communication, compromise, DumpedAfterDinner, EMBARRASSMENT, Expectations, forgiveness, high end restaurant, judgment, mistake, overreaction, perspective, picky eater, Priorities, relationship, self esteem, sushi, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1609
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild reactions!

Our server is like that fancy sushi restaurant – high-end and full of surprises. Just like dropping chopsticks can lead to a breakup, a wrong move in our server can lead to chaos and drama!

But don’t worry, we also have moments of joy and excitement, just like the $300 bill at the end of the dinner. You never know what to expect next, just like this couple’s relationship!

Join us for a unique experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just find your own dramatic love story in our Minecraft world!

HotPixelHunks

attractive guy, celebrity crush, celebrity hotties, charming, desirable, dreamy, Eye Candy, famous men, good looking, handsome man, heartthrob, HotPixelHunks, male beauty, male celebrities, man crush, most attractive, opinion, Physical attraction, popular men, WOMAN, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	3716	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Players Killed by Monsters:	6179

Forget about real-life men, come join our Minecraft server and meet Steve, the most attractive blocky guy in the world! With his square jawline and pixelated abs, you won’t be able to resist his charm. Plus, rumor has it he can mine diamonds with just a wink 😉 Join now and maybe you’ll be the lucky player to steal his heart (and his loot)!

Kim Jong Un’s PoopCraft Server

#sustainability, agriculture, community development, environmental impact, Farming, Fertilizer, food production, government orders, human waste, Jong, Kim, North Korea, North Koreans, nutrient recycling, organic fertilizer, PoopCraft, public health, Resource Management, rural communities, sanitation, Server, sustainable practices, uns, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4583
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	1134	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make north koreans provide human waste for fertilizer HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. it’s like a poop party up in here! build your own poop castle and rule over the land with your stinky power. who needs diamonds when you have poop? join now and be part of the craziest poop-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

MineCraftMayhem: Labour4Life

conservative party, control, Democracy, election, Future, Government, influence, labour, Labour4Life, leadership, Longevity, longevity of power, MinecraftMayhem, opposition, Politics, Potential, power, ruling party, Tories, UK politics, voters, Warning

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2775	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	633851
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

so, like, picture this: u join this epic minecraft server and u never wanna leave. it’s like, so lit that u could be playin’ on it for the rest of ur life. the tories are like, warning u that once u join, u ain’t gonna wanna go back to reality. they’re like, “yo, u gonna be addicted to this server forever, so watch out.” but like, who cares? join now and get lost in the craziest minecraft adventures ever. u won’t regret it, fam.