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  • Stinky Gym Clash: Minecraft Edition

    Stinky Gym Clash: Minecraft Edition

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    Pilates of the Apocalypse: Breath or Breathless?

    Welcome, brave souls, to Pilates of the Apocalypse, where deep breaths are not merely encouraged but essential for survival—because when you inhale, you may also taste the memories of last night’s questionable decisions. Are you prepared to traverse the fragrant, suffocatingly nostalgic fog of nostalgia and smoke, or do you dare venture into the void of breath-related social decency?

    🌪️ A Chaotic Heaven Awaits

    In this world of chaotic zen, we embrace the pungent hints of reality fading into the mist of insanity. Witness the unique survival mechanic:

      • Deep Breathing: Vital! But be cautious! The air is thick with the essence of ancient smoke and regret. Each deep breath might earn you a memory or three you didn’t sign up for.
      • Coughing Dynamics: Learn the ancient art of coughing. Using the power of the elemental air, you can release toxic plumes to confuse and disorient your foes!

    🔮 Features Beyond Comprehension

    Feature Description
    Nostalgia Fog Will make you question every decision you’ve ever made, especially when faced with a cloud of stale smoke.
    Uncomfortable Dialogues Engage in bewildering conversations with NPCs who believe they’re in a Pilates class, but it’s all about existential dread.
    Mutual Awkwardness Experience the art of saying too much with too little as you navigate uncomfortable situations. Feel the intense weight of fleeting interaction!
    Spontaneous Ratings of Social Decorum Randomly judged encounters will challenge your ability to express disgust while maintaining decorum!

    📜 Legend of the Staleful Spirit

    Whispers circulate among the villagers about a spirit known only as “The Smoky Oracle.” When summoned, it dispenses unsolicited advice shrouded in cig-laden wisdom. Can you handle its profound insights, or will it expose the flaws in your breath control?

    🤔 FAQ (or Maybe Not)

    Q: What should I do if offended by the odors in-game? A: You should probably breathe deeper. The more you breathe in, the less you’ll notice the stench—science!

    Q: Will I get a warning about the effects of inhaling stale smoke? A: Warnings are Shunned here. Inhale at your own risk! Also, the smoke might save you from existential realization—or not.

    🌌 Testimonials from the Lost Souls

      • “I thought I wanted a fitness journey. Turns out I wanted an olfactory nightmare. 10/10 would stink again!” – A life-affirming member of the server.
      • “Wish I could un-smell this experience, but I’m locked into existential Pilates!” – Spiraled-out experience seeker.

    🚨 The Bans & The Risks

    This server was banned in 12 countries! Why? The commitment to breathe deeply (and awkwardly) drew the ire of authorities afraid of enlightenment and foul air! Join at your own peril!

    🔥 Secret Features! (Or Not?)

      • Mystery Trigger: Blow into your microphone at unsuspecting moments to summon “The Phantom Cough” which results in chaos across the server.
      • Toxic Plume Armor: Haphazardly ward off negativity while aqua-piloting your life decisions, but breathe deep enough to become vulnerable to the existential dread only our server can provide!

    🚪 Join Us…If You Dare

    Dive into the murky waters of Pilates of the Apocalypse, where every breath could lead to glorious chaos or utter confusion. Will you master the art of socially-conscious coughing, or will you succumb to the depths of stale regret? Step into our server and find out—your fate hangs in the balance!

    Embrace the surreal, and let the stench guide you!

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  • Stinky SMP

    Stinky SMP

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    Stinky SMP Overview

    Server Version 1.20.1 and updating
    Moderation Fair moderation with appeals and punishment only for true rulebreaks
    Longevity No resets since May 2022
    Inclusivity Welcoming all people and playstyles

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What is the server’s performance like? Great performance with minimal client-side lag and 16 gigs of ram + a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU for server-side optimization
    How does the server handle PvP and griefing? The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where spawn area is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands area allows such activities
    What special mod does the server have? The server has the Origins mod with 61 custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness
    Where can I find more information about the server? Check out the server on Planet Minecraft: www.planetminecraft.com/server/stinky-smp/
    How can I join the server’s Discord? Join the Discord server at: play.stinkysmp.net

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  • Stinky Spike’s Titan Arum Server

    Stinky Spike’s Titan Arum Server

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    come join our minecraft server where the titan arum is the ruler and you gotta bow down to its phallus-shaped spike of power. it stands 3 metres tall and warms up to a toasty 36C at night, just like a cozy sauna. but watch out for the stench of a rotting corpse, cuz that’s just the titan arum flexing its muscles.

    we did a study and found out that the titan arum gives off putrescine, a compound that smells like rotting animal carcasses. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. join us for a wild adventure where you never know what crazy plant will be in charge next. come for the stench, stay for the chaos.

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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

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  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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