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StinkSisCraft Minecraft Server

body odor, bullying, family dynamics, Family Support, high school, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Server, sibling advice, sibling bond, sibling care, sibling communication, sibling concern, sibling conflict, sibling decision-making, sibling dilemma, sibling guidance, sibling help, sibling intervention, sibling love, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, StinkSisCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Votes:	3446
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Hey there! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us for the most epic adventures and challenges you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Build insane structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our world.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter the legendary Smelly Sister boss. This boss is known for its overpowering stench that can knock you out with just one whiff. Defeat the Smelly Sister and earn the title of Deodorant Master!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of body odor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	242
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7485	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6872	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crops Grown:	5661
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1428	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Animals Bred:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	235	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!