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PixelPolyamoryCraft

aita, artistic expression, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, emotional reaction, Girlfriend, google meet, hurt feelings, long-distance relationship, Miscommunication., Painting, painting activity, painting basics, painting boundaries, painting rules, PixelPolyamoryCraft, Portrait, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship issue

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Void Gems Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Need a break from your long distance relationship woes? Join us and build your own virtual world where you can paint portraits of each other without any rules or restrictions!

On our server, you can let your creativity run wild and paint your girlfriend however you want – whether it’s just her face or her whole body with a monument in the background! Who needs rules when you have the freedom to express yourself in any way you choose?

Join us for a fun and lighthearted experience where you can leave all the relationship drama behind and focus on building, exploring, and having a good time with fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new painting buddy who appreciates your artistic vision without any judgment! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the painting adventures begin!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Votes:	8578
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, CraftyArgMilei, criticism, diplomatic tensions, doubles down, foreign affairs, global politics, government response, international relations, Iranophobic, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, milei, Minecraft, political discourse, Politics, rhetoric, Server, south america, Statements, Tehran

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

cpr, critical condition, death, DELAY, DelayingDeathMC, emergency, first aid, Healthcare, Help, intervention, Life, life-saving efforts, Medical, mortality, Paramedics, prolonging life, resuscitation, Save, Support, Survival, Trauma

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2468
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

Adventure, Experience, Exploration, FANTASY, first time, Frustration, gameplay, Gaming, hours in, Immersive, Incredible, Looting, looting mechanics, looting system, Minecraft, open world, RPG, Server, Skyrim, SkyrimLooted, treasure hunting, Understanding, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 6, Banlist, database, Decklists, dng, DuelCraft, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, Ultimate, upcoming releases, Yugipedia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!