stink eye – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

TeenDefender Minecraft Server
Argument, Asshole, Background, Cash, Dck, Defending, disbelief, high school, husband, ice cream, Laughter, Minecraft, Mother, onesie, prick, PROM, regular customer, Regulars, Server, stink eye, teenager, TeenDefender, thank you
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!
Imagine a world where you can defend teenagers from overbearing moms just like in the story above. You’ll be hailed as a hero and praised for standing up for what’s right! And who knows, maybe you’ll even get called an asshole, d!ck, or prick for good measure – it’s all part of the fun!
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter really big girls in onesies coming for ice cream, laughing in the background as you save the day. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and hilarity?
So come join us for a unique and unforgettable experience. Who needs prom when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world? Don’t miss out – join now!

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SaunaSwimSuit Minecraft Server
ACCUSATION, AITAH, Bikini, Boyfriend, Burn, childish, Communication, flaunting.., Friend, friendship, Issue, Jealousy, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Relax, sauna, SaunaSwimSuit, Server, skirt, stink eye, swim suit, Trust
Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we promise no stink eyes or accusations of flaunting your pixelated assets! Join us for a sauna-like experience without the awkwardness, where you can relax, build, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect blocky world without any unnecessary distractions. Come join us and leave the real-life drama at the door – unless you want to reenact it in Minecraft, then that’s a whole other story!

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CraftyConflict
American weapons, Conflict, cooperation, CraftyConflict, Defense, Diplomacy, discussion, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, Permission, Politics, Russian territory, SECURITY, strategic planning, strikes, Ukraine, US, War
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, BOOM! you’re transported to a whole new dimension where US and Ukraine are teaming up to use american weapons to strike deep into russian territory!
join our server for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen, with explosions galore and crazy weapons that will make your head spin!
fight alongside the US and Ukraine as they take on the russian forces in an all-out war for control of the minecraft world. trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before!
so what are you waiting for? join now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to the chaos of this server!

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ZebraNuggetLionMeal
Appetite, carnivore, EXTRA, food chain, hunt, hunting, Instinct, lion, Meal, Nature, nugget, predator, pregnant zebra, prey, satisfaction, satisfaction in hunting., SAVANNAH, Survival, wild animals, wildlife, ZebraNuggetLionMeal
join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da thrill of eatin a pregnant zebra like a lion!! u will feel like u hit da jackpot when u find dat extra nugget in ur meal, except dis time u get to be da lion and feast on dat preggo zebra. it’s a wild ride of survival and domination, just like in da animal kingdom. so come on and join us for some crazy adventures and epic battles!

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Landmark Legends
Accuracy, Boys, children, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., communication skills, Development, Directions, findings, gender differences, Girls, landmark, landmarks, Language, Legends, Performance, Quality, Quantity, research, spatial awareness, study, turns
yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join dis madness! we got boys aged 3 to 10 who be slayin’ it givin’ directions like pros, ain’t no girls gonna mess with them! but don’t worry, girls be holdin’ their own too, ain’t no gender differences gonna stop ’em from droppin’ dem sick directions!
we got landmarks for days, turns for weeks, and quality direction-giving words flowin’ like a waterfall of awesomeness. you wanna be part of dis epic adventure, trust me, you ain’t gonna find nothin’ like it anywhere else. so come on, join da fun, and let’s get lost in da world of Minecraft together!

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Hermit Ruins: Where semi-vanilla survival meets ancient whitelisted shenanigans for 16+ players!

Ancient, application, Armour Statues, Community, Datapacks, discord server, Fabric, Friendly, Fun Events, handpicked, Hermit, Mature, meets, mini blocks, multiplayer, new world, Players, quality of life, Redstone, ruins, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, shulker shells, Sleep, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Plus, Whitelisted

Hermit Ruins Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly People	All members are kind, mature, and welcoming of all people. We have a nice relaxed environment where everyone is welcome to be themselves.
Vanilla Plus	We have a small selection of handpicked datapacks that add QoL changes. No game-breaking plugins like land claiming or pay to win ranks.
Mature Community	It is a whitelisted server, ensuring a safe place for all people. Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.
Redstone Ready	Server is running on 1.21 Fabric, optimized for Redstone contraptions. No laggy machines that crash the server.
Easy Connectivity	The server is up 24/7, mods not required but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.
Fun	Community projects, game nights, and server-wide events. All are welcome to participate!

FAQ

How do I join?

To join, click here to join the Discord server. Fill out a short application and read the rules.

Can I use mods on the server?

No mods are required to join, but Simple Voice Chat is recommended for better communication.

What age group is allowed on the server?

Members must be at least 16 years of age and mature.

Are there any game-breaking plugins on the server?

No, the server only has handpicked datapacks for QoL changes. No land claiming or pay to win ranks.

TummyRubs Minecraft Server
adorable, Affection, Animals, belly rubs, calming, comfort, Contentment, cute, Happiness, indulgence, love, Minecraft, pampering, pet therapy, Pets, Relaxation, rubs tummy, self-care, Server, soothing, stress relief, tummy rubs, TummyRubs
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a dancing panda wearing a top hat and monocle, who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings a heavenly tune and a rainbow appears in the sky. Plus, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! rubs tummy

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Minecraft server: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Fun
Casual CC Sync Meetup, Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign, Cuchulainn, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dawntrail Info, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Fun, In-game Events, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Resources, Server, Wolves’ Den Pier, XIV, xivg
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated chaos and shenanigans.
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have in-game events that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a Chocobo while battling a Pokkur? Now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign. You’ll be rolling in virtual riches in no time.
But wait, there’s more! Our meetups are legendary. Picture this: a meetup at the top of a ship, surrounded by wolves and dynamis. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy novel, but with more creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pixelated blocks in your dreams.

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CashCraft Minecraft Server
CashCraft, Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Security, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness and wealth, happiness research, happiness studies, joy, life satisfaction, luxury, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, money and happiness, prosperity, satisfaction, Server, success, wealth, wellbeing
Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Do you wish you could just buy your way to happiness in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and experience the joy of throwing stacks of emeralds at your problems until they disappear. Who needs therapy when you can just buy your way to happiness in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that the more money you spend on the server, the luckier your drops will be. So come on, join us and let the riches rain down upon you!

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Pixelated Phoneless Life
Boredom, Communication, Digital Detox, disconnecting, face-to-face conversations, flip phones, handwritten letters, Human Connection, landlines, Life, life before technology, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, phone booths, Phoneless, pixelated, reading books, simpler times, Simplicity, Social Interaction, waiting in line, writing letters
Remember the dark ages before smart phones? When we had to actually talk to people face to face and couldn’t just swipe left to ignore them? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to transport you back to those simpler times! No more distractions from endless notifications and social media drama, just good old-fashioned block building and creeper explosions.
Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world without Google Maps to guide you to safety. Test your survival skills as you navigate through treacherous caves and battle hordes of zombies without the luxury of calling for backup with a quick text message.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or lead the rebellion against their oppressive rule? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So say goodbye to the digital age and hello to a world where the only apps you need are your trusty pickaxe and sword. Join us today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

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LootocracyCraft
China, Chinese, Competition, Confidence, culture, economic growth, Economy, education, Government, income inequality, leadership, LootocracyCraft, Meritocracy, opportunity, Politics, social mobility, society, success, Surveys, trends, wealth
come join our epic minecraft server where we have chinese people losing confidence in meritocracy but gaining confidence in building epic virtual worlds! surveys show that our server is the key to greater wealth and success in the minecraft universe. we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. join now and become the next virtual tycoon on our server!

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EarthBumpsCraft
Adventure, bumpy roads, EarthBumpsCraft, Exploration, highway, Journey, landscape, Nature, outdoors, road trip, road trip essentials, road trip playlist, road trip snacks, road trip vibes, scenic route, Transportation, travel, Travel Photography, travel quotes, uneven terrain, Wanderlust
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!

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