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Bloody Explosion Ape Land

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do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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New Server IP
Terminator’s FemBot Minecraft Server

closet misogynist, Dark Fate, Enlightened, fembot, feminine, gangbusters, gender traits, hating women, internet, Mackenzie Davis, Minecraft, misogynists, Protector, regret, scare, Server, STRONG, strong female, Terminator Dark Fate, Terminators, TOUGH, Trolls, TV

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your masculinity? Look no further than our server, where the players are tough, strong, and very feminine. If you’re a closet misogynist, prepare to be scared out of your wits by our powerful female players. We didn’t trade gender traits, we just have some seriously badass ladies on our server.

Join now and see for yourself the responses from trolls who can’t handle our fierce female players. Don’t be a hater, or you’ll regret it after experiencing the power of Dark Date on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

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New Server IP
HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

Autoimmune Disease, breakfast sandwich, Caregiver, cold shoulder, eating out, freshly made meals, frozen food, get over it, glass containers, HangryCraft, high protein, husband, Illness, INCONVENIENCE, low calorie, microwave, mistreatment, NoMicrowaveZone, Pool day, sensitivity, short lived, stay at home mom

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.

Sick of being treated like a caregiver instead of a partner? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or just someone who enjoys a good frittata without complaints.

Say goodbye to microwaving frozen food and hello to freshly made virtual meals that won’t disappoint. Our community is supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life situations we won’t mention.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the drama of domestic life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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New Server IP
SweepCraft 3000

Boss, Brainstorming, cleaning, Creative, Decision making, Equipment, funny, Industrial, Machinery, maintenance, name.., new, Roads, Street sweeper, streets, suggestion, Sweep Child O’ Mine, SweepCraft, team collaboration, Urban, workplace humor

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the streets are clean and the sweeper’s names are even cleaner! Join us and help us come up with hilarious names for our new street sweeper, like “Sweep Child O’ Mine”! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to ride it around the server and clean up all the creepers and zombies in style. Plus, rumor has it that the sweeper has magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into diamonds. So come on in and let’s sweep our way to victory together!

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New Server IP
CraftyGeezer90

90 years old, aging gracefully, CraftyGeezer90, desire to live, determination, Elderly, Gratitude, healthy aging, Impressive.., inspiration, life goals, living life to the fullest, Longevity, milestone, motivation, never giving up, positive mindset, resilience, senior citizen, staying active, wisdom

yo, u ever play on a minecraft server where the players are all 90 years old? well, now u can! join our server for the ultimate granny and grandpa showdown. watch as they battle it out in epic pvp matches, using their walkers and canes as weapons.

but that’s not all, our server also has the most lit bingo nights you’ve ever seen. imagine playing bingo while dodging creepers and zombies at the same time. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention our server has a retirement home built entirely out of diamond blocks? that’s right, these old folks are living in style. join now for the most hilarious and chaotic minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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New Server IP

Bloody Explosion Ape Land

Terminator’s FemBot Minecraft Server

HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

SweepCraft 3000

CraftyGeezer90