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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 4074 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 9871 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 138 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.