Stimulus MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MapleCraft Server

Budget, Bank of Canada, fiscal policy, inflation, interest rates

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Our server is like the Bank of Canada on steroids, pumping $16 billion into the market every single day. Why, you ask? Because we believe in the power of inflation to make our virtual world go round!

Join us and watch as the budget magically balances itself, just like how a pig magically turns into bacon. With so much virtual cash flowing around, you’ll be able to build the craziest pixelated mansions and ride on diamond-studded minecarts through our server’s twisted tunnels.

So come on, join us and experience the madness of our economy where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who needs real-life financial stability when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20

blocky, central bank, financial markets, rate cut, finance

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

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Housing Hustle: China Econ Slow

China, hustle, Housing, policies, Impact

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the woes of china’s economy slowing down!!! forget about housing troubles and spend your days building epic structures and battling creepers!!! our server is the ultimate escape from real life problems, plus we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake!!! why suffer in the real world when you can join us and live your best blocky life?!? join now before the economy crashes and we all turn into zombies (not the fun minecraft kind)!!!

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Market reaction, financial institutions, rate cut, BTFO, interest rates

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the ECB had to lower rates by 25 BPWE just to keep up with us! We are so backfed that even the biggest trolls are BTFO when they see what we have to offer. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – join our server now and see what all the hype is about!

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LibidoCraft: Where Your Minecraft Adventures Are More Exciting Than 3 Weeks of Nofap!

Adventures, libido, fetish development, #exciting, bondage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment! Our players have gone from cross-dressing and bondage to building epic structures and battling dragons – talk about a glow-up! Join us and leave your weird fetishes in the past, because here, we’re all about embracing femininity and having a blast.

Who needs dildos when you can wield a diamond sword and slay creepers? Say goodbye to your old habits and hello to a whole new world of adventure. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated land of Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if your libido can handle the excitement of our crazy server!

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CuteCraft Minecraft Server

CuteCraft, Server, Cute family Family Cute Love Happiness Bonding Parents Children Siblings Smiles Joy Together Affection Fun Playful Adorable Sweet Connection Memories Happy moments, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our adorable family of blocky characters! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a group of Minecraft players who stumbled upon a magical server filled with cute and cuddly creatures. These creatures were so cute that they could make even the toughest warrior go “aww”. Joining this server was like stepping into a fairytale world where pigs could fly and cows could dance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic unicorns you’ll ever see in Minecraft. These unicorns are not only beautiful, but they also grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn and they’ll make it happen!

So come join our server and become part of our cute family. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a unicorn into battle or dancing with a cow under the stars. The possibilities are endless in our magical world of cuteness!

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iStorageBugOut Minecraft SMP

iphone 13 pro max, smp, storage issue, storage bug, iPhone storage almost full

Are you tired of your phone playing tricks on you? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those storage struggles behind! Our server is so magical, it will make your iPhone 13 Pro Max behave like a well-behaved puppy. Say goodbye to mysteriously disappearing storage space and hello to endless fun and adventure in our wacky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server has the power to make your niece’s images and videos reappear in the most unexpected places – like inside a diamond block or on top of a giant mushroom. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

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DadAndStepMomDrama Minecraft Server

step mother, dad, Conflict, rescheduled, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cancel on you like my dad cancels on me for Barnes & Noble trips? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being stood up again! We promise to never reschedule your fun times, unless it’s for an epic in-game event that you won’t want to miss!

Don’t be like me, waiting for months to go on a simple outing. Instead, join our server and experience non-stop fun and excitement! Who needs Barnes & Noble when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? So come on, join us and leave the cancellations behind!

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YesCraftMan

work, FIX, resolution, relationship, reaction

Are you tired of dealing with drama at work and just want someone to agree with you that Becky is a total b*tch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We don’t offer fixes, we offer validation for all your work-related rants.

Our server is the perfect place to vent about your annoying coworkers and customers without anyone trying to change who you are fundamentally. Plus, we have a special “Becky’s Revenge” mini-game where you can take out all your frustrations on a virtual Becky character.

So come join us and let off some steam in a safe and supportive environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends who understand the struggle of dealing with difficult people at work. See you in the game!

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SkillSwapMaster – Minecraft SMP

smp, self-improvement mindset, self-improvement goals, gaining expertise, self-improvement tips

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll gain the amazing skill of being able to tame creepers and ride them into battle! Imagine rolling up to a raid on the back of a hissing green monster – talk about making an entrance! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ – trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that! So come join us and unlock your true potential in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible!

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