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Stimulant & Opioid Escalation Craft
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MIX OF ADHD MEDS AND OPIOIDS, BUT FOR MINECRAFT! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF ESCALATING OPIOID INTAKE… JK! BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE CRAZY EVENTS LIKE BUILDING COMPETITIONS WHERE THE LOSER HAS TO TAKE A SHOT OF OPIOIDS (JUST KIDDING, DON’T DO DRUGS KIDS). COME JOIN US FOR A HIGH-ENERGY, HIGH-INTENSITY MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE THAT WILL HAVE YOU FEELING LIKE YOU’RE ON A WILD ROLLERCOASTER… WITHOUT THE SIDE EFFECTS OF ACTUAL DRUGS. #MINECRAFTHIGHROLLER #LOLZYFUN -
Caffeine Craze Server
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit! -
Crafting Meth Madness
HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF A UNICORN AND A DRAGON HAD A BABY AND THAT BABY WAS A MINECRAFT SERVER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, FIGHT EPIC BATTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE TESTING OUT THIS NEW ADHD DRUG THAT SUPPOSEDLY HELPS WITH METH ADDICTION. YEAH, WE KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT TRUST US, IT WORKS!
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE VIRTUAL TACOS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW!
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Adderall Mania Madness
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN A LLAMA RIDING A PIG!WE GOT MORE PSYCHOSIS THAN A CREEPER IN A TNT FACTORY!
COME ON AND JOIN US, WE’LL MAKE YOUR MANIA GO WILD LIKE A ZOMBIE IN A MINECRAFT VILLAGE!
NO DOSING GUIDELINES HERE, JUST FUN AND CHAOS!
YOUNG ADULTS LOVE US, ESPECIALLY SINCE COVID-19, WE’RE LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER!
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CocaineCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing that’s high is the blocky terrain? Well, look no further because our server is where the party never stops… until the cocaine runs out. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated debauchery and questionable decisions. Build your dream world while under the influence of our special “enchanted” potions that may or may not have been brewed in a shady back alley. So come on, join us and see where the night takes you… just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and a sense of humor! -
ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!
Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!
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>Click Master Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!
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BookWormParentAlert
Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!
And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.
So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!