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HeartbreakCraft: Electric Love Stims

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Votes:	4303
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Buildings Constructed:	43	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

hey u! yea u! r u tired of being heartbroken in ur minecraft relationships? well do i have the server for u! we use ELECTRICAL BRAIN STIMULATION to ease ur heartbreak! just target the left DLPFC and right VLPFC and BOOM ur love trauma syndrome is GONE! it’s like magic but with electricity! join our server for a randomized, single-blind, parallel-group, sham-controlled study on how to fix ur broken heart in minecraft! don’t wait, join now and say goodbye to heartbreak FOREVER!

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diamond Generators

A1111, AI boorus, amd, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Diamond, Discord, Forge Installation Guides, Fox Online edition, Generators, Learn to inpaint, Minecraft, models, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, SDG, smp, Stable, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, stable-diffusion-webui, Train LORAs, trashcollects, trashfaq

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Join us on this wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a team of mischievous foxes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare resources.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fluffscaler, a magical tool that can resize anything in the Minecraft world to absurd proportions. Want to see a giant chicken terrorizing the villagers? Or how about a massive block of TNT exploding in spectacular fashion? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MoneyHungryMinecraft

anniversary celebration, anniversary dinner, anniversary surprise, Communication Issues, dinner aftermath, dinner etiquette, dinner preparation, disrespectful behavior., emotional response, family dynamics, financial comparison, financial status, homemade dinner, hurtful comment, job promotion, Job salary, MONEY, MoneyHungryMinecraft, movie marathon, relationship struggles, selfish behavior

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or engage in epic battles with you.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind – after all, where else can you eat an entire virtual anniversary dinner without anyone judging you? 😉

NoShoesNoProblemsMC

bare feet, Barefoot, barefoot multitasking, barefoot problem solving, barefoot productivity, barefoot solutions, barefooted, creativity, efficiency, hands-free, ingenuity, innovative approaches, multitasking, non-traditional methods, NoShoesNoProblemsMC, problem solving, productivity, Resourcefulness, thinking outside the box, unconventional methods, unique solutions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Farms Harvested:	515	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Void Armor Forged:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

lol come join our server where we all play minecraft with our bare feet!! we have this crazy rumor that if you mine diamonds with your toes, you’ll find a secret portal to a land of flying pigs and dancing llamas. plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who give out quests for you to complete, like building a roller coaster out of TNT or creating a giant statue of a potato. and don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. it’s a wild ride, so come on over and join the barefoot brigade!

TFMC: Where you can pretend to be someone else and also wait in line to get in. Version 1.20.2!

[player based economy], 1.20.2, Agriculturist, alchemist, Custom Mobs, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Engineer, Fisher, FORESTER, line, magic spells, Minecraft, miner, MMO Items, Mysticism, PRETEND, Roleplay, Smith, Strategic, TFMC, Thrilling, Vanilla, Version, WAIT, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7550	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5312	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Join us:	discord.gg/tfmc
Season 3 trailer:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT3Ns6uK_AA

🌟 Discover the TFMC Realm! 🌟

TFMC offers the ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience. Forge your path as a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, or an Engineer. Craft legendary weapons, unravel hidden mysteries, and nurture the land to sustain life. We also have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.

A short video about the smithing profession: https://youtu.be/2n5J6_JRJ0k

Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist, unveiling arcane secrets and wielding alchemical wonders. Shape history through thrilling roleplay – solve murder mysteries, engage in strategic wars, or be a cunning villain or beacon of justice.

Explore a dynamic world with exclusive events that your choices shape, leaving a lasting legacy. Immerse in our Custom Resource Pack, harness over 60 Magic Spells, equip legendary MMO Items, face Custom Mobs, and thrive in a Player-Based Economy. Travel on Improved Horses and Custom Boats and discover countless enchanting features.

Join our discord.gg/tfmc global community, where adventure knows no bounds. Forge friendships, alliances, and rivalries as you collectively shape the realm’s destiny. Your adventure begins at the crossroads of imagination and reality.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the TFMC server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions on our server.
What types of roles can I choose from in TFMC?	You can choose to be a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
Are there custom dungeons in the TFMC server?	Yes, we have custom dungeons for players to explore and build their characters with.
How many magic spells can I harness in TFMC?	You can harness over 60 magic spells in the TFMC server.
Is there a player-based economy in TFMC?	Yes, TFMC has a player-based economy for trading and commerce.

Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

athlete, Based, Builder, Champion, championship match, DREW, DrewCraft, Entertainment, fan favorite, McIntyre, PROFESSIONAL, scotland, smp, social media, sports, Status, Superstar, tweet, twitter, United Kingdom, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crops Grown:	4855
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

aita, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, busy schedule, childhood abuse, Communication, emotional manipulation, family dinner, family expectations, family time, guilt tripping, mental health, not visiting parents weekly, parent-child dynamic, personal time, quality time, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, visits, WEEKLY, work-life balance

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

Calorie Counting, CalorieCraft, Counting, CREEPERS, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, long-term weight loss, LOSE, nutrition, pixels, Running, smp, weight, weight loss, weight loss community, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss plateau, weight loss struggles, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	3624
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Living Statues Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu

biden, Ceasefire, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NOBULL, peace talks, Politics, tension easing., Truce, TruceCraft, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	92
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Crops Grown:	3809	Farms Harvested:	829

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).