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Sellner’s Block Party

Austrian activist, banned from entry, BLOCK, border control, controversial figure, entry ban, Europe, extremism, far right, free speech, government decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, Immigration Policy, international relations, Martin Sellner, Party, political activism, Public Safety, right-wing movement, Sellners, social media influencer, switzerland, travel restrictions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol u know where they don’t impose entry bans? on our epic minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. we have unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers and giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. plus, our resident wizard can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and let’s make some memories together!

Heart Stopper Server

Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal evolution, animal instincts, animal physiology, animal survival, autonomous heart, biological adaptation, Cardiac function, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary trait, Heart, heart autonomy, heart control, Heart function, physiological traits, self-regulation, Server, stopper, survival instincts, voluntary actions, voluntary death

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	5897
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE HEARTS THAT CAN STOP ON COMMAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! IMAGINE PVP BATTLES WHERE YOU CAN LITERALLY STOP YOUR HEART TO AVOID GETTING KILLED! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF GAMING, FOLKS! PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA WHILE ATTACKING YOU. IT’S A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA! JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZINESS!

Sticky Silk Server

adhere, adhesive properties, arachnid-inspired, biomimicry, fluid material, groundbreaking invention, innovative technology, lifting capacity, material science, needle, pick up objects, science fiction, Server, silk, solidifies, spider man, sticky, sticky silk fibers, strength, STRONG, superhero inspiration, web-slinging technology, weightlifting fibers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE SPIDER-MAN INSPIRED STICKY SILK FIBERS THAT CAN LIFT 80 TIMES THEIR WEIGHT! IMAGINE SWINGING THROUGH THE MINECRAFT WORLD LIKE A TRUE SUPERHERO, PICKING UP OBJECTS WITH OUR AMAZING WEB-SLINGING TECHNOLOGY.

OUR FLUID MATERIAL SHOOTS OUT OF A NEEDLE AND SOLIDIFIES INTO STRONG, STICKY WEBS THAT CAN ADHERE TO ANYTHING. YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD LIKE NEVER BEFORE, CREATING EPIC STRUCTURES WITH EASE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF BEING A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO!

Worst Minecraft Server Ever

character design, competitive queues, Deadlock, diversity hiring, early access, Frames Per Second, game development, game industry, gtav, indie company, mega-alpha, Minecraft, Minorities, passionate developers, performance issues, pre-pre-alpha, public streaming, Server, Steam, streaming platform, ugly characters, valve developers, WORST

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

Wtf is Halal Investing Minecraft SMP

#youtube, app, Champion, China, debt slavery, debt trap, ethical investing, Explanation, finance, financial literacy, halal, halal investing, investing, investing strategies, Islamic finance, khabib Nurmagomedov, Minecraft, MMA champion, Muslim, Promotion, russia, Russian Muslim, smp, Video, WTF

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Russian Muslim MMA champion Khabib Nurmagomedov is leading the charge against China’s debt slavery with his halal investing app. That’s right, Khabib is not only a beast in the ring, but he’s also a financial wizard! Join us as we fight the good fight against economic oppression while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew Minecraft could be so socially conscious and action-packed? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and be a part of something truly unique and ridiculous!

HeavyCraft SMP

Burnout, coping strategies, emotional wellbeing, feeling overwhelmed, HeavyCraft, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health coping strategies, Mental health resources, mental health self-care., mental health support, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, relaxation techniques, self care tips, self help, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	3586	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where gravity doesn’t exist and everything is as light as a feather! We’ve got flying pigs, levitating trees, and even a floating castle made entirely of cotton candy. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual realm where the only weight you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ll be mining. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and defy gravity in the most ridiculous way possible!

TalentCrafters

distinctive talent, exceptional skill, exceptional talent, Extraordinary Skill, extraordinary talent, one-of-a-kind talent, rare talent, remarkable skill, remarkable talent, special ability, special gift, special skill, special talent, standout skill, standout talent, talent, TalentCrafters, uncommon talent, unique ability, unique talent, unusual talent

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you a master at building giant statues of llamas out of diamond blocks? Can you ride a pig while juggling flaming swords? Do you have the ability to tame creepers and make them your loyal pets? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Show off your unique talents and skills in our wacky world where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for riding chickens into battle or brewing potions that turn you into a giant slime!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

activism, anti-nuclear movement, Diplomacy, disarmament, global security, hiroshima, Humanitarian efforts, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, nagasaki, Nihon Hidankyo, Nobel Peace Prize, non-proliferation, nuclear disarmament, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace advocacy, Peacebuilding, Server, world peace

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Animals Bred:	191	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Farms Harvested:	407

join our epic minecraft server and you will be awarded a nobel peace prize like nihon hidankyo for trying to make the world free of nuclear weapons. because on our server, we have so many creeper explosions that you will feel like you are in a nuclear war zone. but don’t worry, because our admins are like peacekeepers, always trying to restore order and harmony in the chaos. so come join us and be a hero for peace, or at least for surviving the creeper attacks.

BuchaCraft: Pope’s Painting Showdown

Bucha massacre, BuchaCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, global politics, historical event, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, memorial, Painting, peace talks, political gifts, pope, POPES, russia, showdown, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vatican meeting, War Crimes, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

lol this server is like a virtual vatican meeting but with minecraft blocks! join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we even have a special quest where you gotta give the pope a painting about a made-up massacre in bucha! who knew minecraft could be so scandalous? come join the fun and see what other wacky quests we have in store for you!

Virus Cocktail K-Pneumoniae Fun

Cocktail, Fun, KPneumoniae, Virus

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	5114
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Herobrine Sightings:	6

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got a cocktail of viruses that will cure all your Klebsiella pneumoniae infections! forget potions and golden apples, we got viruses, baby!

imagine battling mobs while also fighting off deadly bacteria with our special virus-infused weapons. it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

join now and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where viruses are your friends and bacteria are your enemies. who knew that getting sick could be so much fun?

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s infect this server with some good times!