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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8608 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8439 |
Ores Mined: | 2917 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!