ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mines Excavated:	3249
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Minecraft SMP: 2 GOATS in a Block

BLOCK, Goats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to 2 GOATS, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. But instead of dying, they emerged as a fire-proof superhero with the power to shoot flaming arrows from their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On 2 GOATS, we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop them? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly. But beware, it is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s early music.

So come join us on 2 GOATS, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant chicken). See you in the game!

CancerCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Cancer, CancerCraft, Communication, Decision making, Disclosure, emotional impact, family, family dynamics, Grief, health, Honesty, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, Server, Siblings, stress, Support, surgery, survival rate, thyroid cancer, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping secrets like a pro spy! Join us for a wild ride of secrecy and surprises, just like this player who kept their cancer diagnosis under wraps from their own kids. Who needs transparency when you can have a thrilling game of hide and seek with your health information?

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good mystery and enjoy keeping their loved ones on their toes. Just like this player’s kids, who were left in the dark about their parent’s health scare until the very last minute. Who needs open communication when you can have a dramatic reveal instead?

So come join us on our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists. Who knows what other secrets and surprises await you in this wacky world of Minecraft? Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server – unless, of course, your nosy sister spills the beans!

Banhammered: No Racism Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anger management, Banhammered, behavior modification, Communication, consequences, cultural sensitivity, discipline, Diverse Community, education, emotional regulation, family dynamics, internet safety, learning, online behavior, parenting, racism, Reflection, Therapy, video games

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	132	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with kids who have anger management issues and make inappropriate jokes online? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky time where you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world without getting banned for being a total jerk.

Our server is the perfect place for kids like Carl, who need a safe space to learn and grow. We offer a wide range of age-appropriate activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs with friends. And don’t worry, we have strict rules against racism and bigotry, so you can rest assured that your child won’t be exposed to harmful behavior.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your kids explore a world of creativity and fun. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about respect and empathy along the way. And hey, if they still have anger issues, at least they can take it out on virtual creepers instead of slamming mice into desks. It’s a win-win for everyone!

TruthfulQsOnly Minecraft SMP

Assurance, Authenticity, candidness, Clarity, Curiosity, directness, frankness, guarantee, Honesty, inquiry, Integrity, Minecraft, open communication, Openness, question.., sincerity, smp, straightforwardness, transparency, Trust, Truth, truthfulness, TruthfulQsOnly

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to know the meaning of life? Just ask our resident philosopher who spends his days pondering the mysteries of the universe while building a rollercoaster out of obsidian.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything (spoiler alert: it’s 42).

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating app disaster, dating disaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating horror story, dating mishaps, dating nightmare, dating regrets, dating struggles, dating woes, embarrassing date, hinge dating, online dating, terrible date, worst dating experience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8464
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	20
Votes:	7889	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of swiping left on Hinge and only finding creepers and weirdos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad dates again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hunks and babes just waiting to build a blocky romance with you. Say goodbye to awkward coffee dates and hello to epic adventures in the world of blocks! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a jilted player who will haunt anyone who tries to catfish or ghost their fellow gamers. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places – a Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military advancement, military conflict, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, ongoing, political tension, russia, Server, territorial expansion, Territory, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	614283	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we conquer land like zelenskyy conquers kursk! we have taken over so much territory, you won’t believe your eyes! fight alongside ukrainian forces in our ongoing battle for domination! build your own empire and show those pesky enemies who’s boss! join now for the craziest adventure of your life!

KramCraftUK – RIP ReutersGuy

British, confirms, death, Employee, Kramatorsk, KramCraftUK, Reuters, ReutersGuy, RIP, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Votes:	1791	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even Reuters is talking about us! We are so wild, we had a British dude come play with us in Ukraine and he died in Kramatorsk! But don’t worry, it was just from all the excitement and fun we have on our server. Join now for a chance to have a crazy adventure and maybe even make the news! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

CowCraft: Bee-Friendly Rangelands

bee conservation, BeeFriendly, Biodiversity, Cattle grazing, conservation, CowCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental stewardship, grassland ecosystems, grazing management, habitat restoration, insect pollinators, land management, native plants, plant diversity, Pollinators, ranching practices, Rangelands, sagebrush rangelands, Sustainable Agriculture, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitat

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

yOu know what’s cool? cAttles grazing in sagebrush rangelands. But guess what’s even cooler? cAttles grazing in sagebrush rangelands on our epic Minecraft server! Join now to witness the magic of cAttles munching on grass while pollinators buzz around them like tiny fairies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

Ever seen a cow do a backflip? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our cows are trained in the ancient art of bovine acrobatics, and they put on a show that will leave you speechless. Plus, our pollinators are top-notch dancers, so you’ll never be bored watching them groove to the latest hits.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave party happening in the sagebrush rangelands, and only those who join our server will be able to find it. Picture this: cows with glow sticks, bees with sunglasses, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the party of the century, and you’re invited.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of cattle grazing and pollinators in sagebrush rangelands. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Surviving with Buckets: Not just for holding water anymore!

AFK pool, Anymore, BUCKETS, chat games, custom enchantments, custom spawners, Discord, Envoys, epic structures, Flight, Grief Prevention, hidden treasures, Holding, Hoppers, initiate, leaderboard, legendary status, Pinata Parties, smp, Soul system, Surviving, unique challenges, user-friendly GUI, Water, Wiki

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mines Excavated:	3527
Towns Built:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

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Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft

Server Info:

JAVA	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Us
Wiki	Explore More

Embark on an Epic Adventure: Step into Bucketry, a realm where every step you take is a journey towards greatness. Whether you’re uncovering hidden treasures, building monumental structures, or battling fierce foes, your path is filled with endless opportunities and challenges. Your story is just beginning.

Rise Through the Ranks: Begin your journey as an initiate and ascend to legendary status within our vibrant community. Every quest completed and job mastered brings you closer to powerful rewards and new possibilities.

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FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)


  
    Question
    Answer
  
  
    How do I join the server?
    For JAVA, connect to mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, connect to mc.bucketry.net:19132.
  
  
    Is there a Discord server?
    Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE.
  
  
    Are there different professions to choose from?
    Yes, players can choose from a variety of professions such as warrior, builder, and miner.
  
  
    What are custom enchantments?
    Custom enchantments are unique upgrades for gear that can enhance your abilities in the game.
  
  
    How do I protect my land?
    Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to secure their kingdoms.
  
  
    Can I have pets in the game?
    Yes, players can tame loyal pets and explore the soul system in the game.

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	For JAVA, connect to mc.bucketry.net. For Bedrock, connect to mc.bucketry.net:19132.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/eZXqDPj3kE.
Are there different professions to choose from?	Yes, players can choose from a variety of professions such as warrior, builder, and miner.
What are custom enchantments?	Custom enchantments are unique upgrades for gear that can enhance your abilities in the game.
How do I protect my land?	Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to secure their kingdoms.
Can I have pets in the game?	Yes, players can tame loyal pets and explore the soul system in the game.

SneakyCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, come forth, consequences, discipline, dormitory security, girls dormitory, Honesty, Houses, Integrity, investigation, lose points, Minecraft, Mystery, Panties, punishment, rule breaking, School, Server, Sneaking, SneakyCraft, stealing, STUDENT, theft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2105	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a panty thief mystery that needs solving! Join now and help us catch the culprit before all the houses lose points. Will you be the hero that saves the day or will you be caught red-handed with a stash of stolen undies? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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