🔥still not a damn thing Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

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Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

PixelPleasure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the slutty vanilla elf edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our elves are so slutty that they make the Ender Dragon blush. You won’t find a more scandalous group of elves anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

2. The pastebins are so spicy, you’ll need a fire resistance potion just to read them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the drama and intrigue of our server.

3. We have a machine translation tool that will make you question reality. Who needs accurate translations when you can have hilarious mistranslations instead?

4. Our RPG Maker games will have you questioning your sanity. Get ready for a wild ride through a world of pixelated madness.

5. And don’t even get me started on the RJ Code Quicklink Script. It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make you feel like you’re hacking into the Matrix.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the elves are slutty, the translations are wacky, and the RPG Maker games will blow your mind. Just make sure to wait for page 10 before making a new thread – we have standards, you know.

ColdExchangeMinecraftSMP

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Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of getting hacked on those sketchy exchanges? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade diamonds instead of crypto! That’s right, no more worrying about getting hacked and losing all your hard-earned loot. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry creepers. Will you risk it all for the chance to strike it rich? Join now and let the chaos begin! #DiamondsOverCrypto #SMPAdventure

BoysOnly Minecraft Server

#boysonly, aita, baby boy, baby clothes, baby gender, baby girl, baby shopping, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, gender bias, gender disappointment, gender expectations, gender preference, Gender Reveal, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship issues, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and outrageous fun!

Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft baby gender reveal party! Will it be a boy or a girl? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – there will be fireworks, confetti, and maybe even a surprise appearance from a baby zombie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy twists and turns, just like this story of a husband who only wants a boy baby and threatens to leave if it’s a girl. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now! Who knows what other shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way.

AdoptedAndLovingIt

AdoptedAndLovingIt, adoption, advocacy, anger, anger management, bi weekly visits, clingy behavior, CPS, family dynamics, foster care, foster parents, intrusive behavior, parental figures, personal space, regret, running away, separation, Siblings, social workers, stress

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics just like our player did with their siblings and social workers.

With mandatory bi-weekly visits from social workers and the constant drama of being separated from your siblings, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, you can even adopt new parents just like our player did – who needs a boring old family when you can have a Minecraft family instead?

So come on over and join the chaos – because who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions and drama instead? See you in the game, and remember – family drama makes for the best Minecraft adventures!

LovinCraft SMP: Partner Pranks & Builds

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having anyone to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you and your partner to embark on epic adventures together!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a base with your loved one, fighting off creepers side by side, and even going on romantic mining dates in the depths of the Nether. Who needs couple’s therapy when you can bond over crafting enchanted gear and battling the Ender Dragon together?

Plus, rumor has it that if you and your partner build a heart-shaped house, you’ll unlock a secret chest filled with rare loot and a pet panda that will follow you around and give you relationship advice. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and show the world that love truly conquers all, even in the world of Minecraft!

RegretCraft

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Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Antsized Adventures

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come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchantments Applied:	225	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magic Items Found:	7744	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2087	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	274162	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Magic Items Found:	2155	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5780
Chimeras Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

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Global SMP Minecraft Server

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