The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!
Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server
BDSM MedCare FunLand
so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.
come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!
BlockyVirginityGone
Are you tired of losing your virginity in the same old boring ways? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a virginity-losing experience like no other! Our virtual world is filled with exciting challenges and obstacles that will make you forget all about that awkward first time. Plus, who needs real-life intimacy when you can have virtual intimacy with our pixelated characters? Join us now and say goodbye to boring virginity loss forever!BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.
plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.
so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!
UnseenBeautiesMC SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!
ThriftCraft: No Shame in the Game
Are you tired of boring thrift stores with high prices and judgmental friends? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where everything is $1, just like that amazing thrift store! Explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities and no judgment for your fashion choices.Forget about those mean girls who don’t understand the joy of thrift shopping. On our server, you can shop to your heart’s content without anyone looking down on you. Plus, all the money we make goes back into helping virtual communities in need, so you can feel good about your virtual thrift shopping addiction.
So come join us on the server where thrift shopping is a way of life and judgment is left at the virtual door. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole virtual community of thrifters to hang out with? See you there!
HolyCraft Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more drama than a Catholic Paraguay sex ed class, yo. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and zombies, yo.we got this one player who built a whole city out of melons, like who even does that, yo? and another player who’s convinced they’re actually a llama in real life, like, what even, yo.
plus, our admin once fought off a horde of skeletons with nothing but a carrot, true story, yo. u never know what kinda wacky adventures u gonna have on this server, so come join us and let’s get weird together, yo.
PadCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!Join us for wild adventures like the time I had to buy pads for my sister because she ran out during a period emergency. And guess what? My girlfriend was so shocked that she couldn’t believe I would do such a thing!
But that’s not all – we also have epic debates about whether it’s socially acceptable for siblings to help each other out during menstruation. Trust me, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of surprises and absurd stories, come join us and be part of the madness. Who knows what kind of outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next!
RedstoneRagTime
Are you tired of hiding your period like it’s a dirty little secret? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where periods are celebrated like national holidays!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly feel those cramps kicking in. No need to hide it or make up excuses, just shout it out loud and proud! Our community will cheer you on and support you through those tough times of the month.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with period-positive players who will never judge you for being a badass period-haver. Say goodbye to the stigma and hello to a period-friendly paradise where you can be yourself, cramps and all.
So come join us and let your period flag fly high! Who knew that mining for diamonds could also mean mining for empowerment? Don’t be a blockhead, join our server today!
BabyBlockers – No Grandkids Allowed
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and all the parents are like freaking out about their kids not having babies in the future. they’re all like “oh no, my child can’t be gay cuz then they won’t have babies!” like, what even, right? but then you join this server and you’re like “heck yeah, i’m gonna build the most epic house and have a whole village of baby villagers running around!” and everyone is just like “wow, this server is so lit, i gotta invite all my friends to join too!” so come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can be who they are and still have babies, or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.