Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say goodbye to the snooze fest and hello to Boitummydition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Boitummydition and discovered a magical land filled with dancing pigs, flying llamas, and talking creepers. The player embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Along the way, they battled evil unicorns, rode on rainbow-colored minecarts, and even befriended a group of singing Endermen.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and potions of infinite bacon. And if you’re feeling competitive, join our weekly spleef tournaments where the last player standing gets to ride a giant chicken around the map.
So what are you waiting for? Join Boitummydition today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Welcome to the Minecraft server where men cried – not because of grief or sadness, but because they were laughing so hard at all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show, where the most stylish llama wins a crown made of emeralds?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get us started on our annual pig racing competition, where the pigs wear tiny little racing helmets and zoom around the track at lightning speed.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Come join us and see why this is the Minecraft server where men cried tears of joy!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs who couldn’t even craft a wooden sword if their life depended on it? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the Minecraft chads and chadettes out there!
Join us if you want to be part of a community where everyone is a Minecraft pro, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear at the sight of our players. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where Notch himself comes to hang out and play Minecraft with us mere mortals. So if you want to rub elbows with the gods of Minecraft, you better join us now!
So what are you waiting for? Leave those noob-filled servers behind and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Just remember one thing: on our server, only the true Minecraft chads survive.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with dykes and whores galore.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dykes ride in on rainbow-colored llamas, ready to trade with you. Need some extra help in battle? Call upon our team of battle-ready whores to fight by your side.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Dyke Whore Mountain, where rumor has it a secret treasure is hidden at the top. Will you be brave enough to climb to the peak and claim your reward?
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Dykes, whores, and adventure await!
Are you tired of people spreading rumors about the unnaturalness of gay buttsex? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a single video that debunks all those myths! Watch as two pixelated characters engage in buttsex and prove once and for all that it’s totally natural in the Minecraft world.
But that’s not all! Join our server and receive a free pair of chuddies (that’s British slang for underwear, in case you didn’t know). These chuddies will protect your pixelated bits while you explore the vast and wacky world of our server.
So come on, join us and experience the true meaning of friendship and buttsex in Minecraft!
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to see the world through someone else’s eyes? Well, on this server, you’ll have the chance to do just that. Our mind-bending gameplay will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about reality.
But wait, there’s more! Ever seen those people who talk to themselves and thought they were crazy? Well, on this server, they’re not crazy at all. In fact, they’re the key to unlocking the secrets of this mysterious world.
So why wait? Join us on this insane adventure and discover a whole new way of looking at the world. Who knows, you might just lose your mind in the best way possible!
Welcome to our NeurodivergentMinecraft server, where things may get a little crazy but in the best way possible!
Join us if you want to experience a world where zombiesbreak out into dance parties, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and endermen have a fashion show every Saturday.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is known to take breaks to sip on some potion of invisibility and play hide-and-seek with players.
And did we mention that our diamond ores are actually made of chocolate? Yes, you read that right – mine them and get a sweet surprise!
So come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where being Neurodivergent means you’re in for a wild ride of laughter, surprises, and pure ridiculousness.
Witness as our players build magnificent structures that rival the wonders of the ancient world, all while dodging creepers and zombies with the skill of a ninja.
So why wait? Join now and become a part of our legendary Minecraft community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about your pathetic cock again! Join us and watch as your tiny tool transforms into a mighty pickaxe ready to mine through any block in sight.
Our server is so magical that it has been known to turn even the most straight-laced players into fabulous builders with just one click. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining diamonds to mining hot guys in no time flat.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate transformation? Say goodbye to your sad excuse for a sword and hello to a legendary weapon that will have creepers running scared. Join us today and let the magic begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!
Set a home with /sethomeUse /tpahere to have someone teleport out to youVoting rewards – 3 rewards every 24 hours
We support raiding and griefing because that’s half the fun:
No chest protectionsNo player block protectionsHave you stumbled on someone’s base? Grief it.Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. Nobody’s going to stop you.PvP not for you? Many of our players feel the same way, and can give you tips on how to stay out of danger.
The Aberrant SMP is a brand new roleplay and lore focused Origins server that has been created by many experienced and passionate Minecraft admins! Having been in the staff teams of servers like Pixelmon Realms, Everglow, and Hypixel, we’ve crafted a vanilla flavoured Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay!
We feature some spectacular things such as– A spectacular modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and many, many more vanilla flavoured mods!– Monthly Giveaways and Contests-Themed updates and votes for new Origins-Monthly server-wide lore events-A roster of 30+ well balanced, flavour filled origins with new ones being added with voting pools every month!-A complete wiki full of characters and world lore that’s open and avaliable to any server member!
So if this small delightful community sounds right for you, and you want to make your mark in a new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our discord to get Whitelisted! And if we do, Best of luck in the Aberrant…https://discord.gg/AberrantSMP
Join lenoxcraft and have fun in our special made server.Here all players can fight and create a faction to make a team.With this faction
(team)you can fight together and create alliances or enemies :D.Plus with an awesome economy you can become wealthy buy being smart :D.
The World of Maria is a medieval and fantasy server created on April 5th, 2012. Maria is a Medieval and Fantasy server that includes many plugins to help the experience as well as great builds! Our main RP additions include Magic, Kingdoms and titles, custom mounts, alcoholic beverages (and the ability to brew them) quests, npc’s, custom bosses and monsters, and more. Our website is WorldOfMaria.com where our forums, application areas, and PSA’s are! Feel free to join, adventure through our server dungeons, settle in with our towns, or fight using our custom weapons!
Chromatic Anarchy is a full anarchy minecraft server founded on 3/31/2023. It is a no reset, full vanilla world with very few modifications to the vanilla experience. Hacks/xray are allowed, exploiting is allowed, and only large-scale item dupes will be patched/abusers will be wiped (not banned). Everything else is on the table, including swearing, griefing, etc. are all allowed. Our ONLY TEMP-BANNABLE OFFENSE is lag machine creation.
NoobCraft is a community with players of all ages and backgrounds, designed to be a fun and safe environment for everyone.
We provide a free minecraft server with the latest software, hardware, and adapt to the needs of an ever changing gaming experience.
We have gathered a staff of responsible, mature, and experienced gamers that are willing to help all users at any time and for any reason. Each suggestion by a user is passed up the ranks, and we take every request under consideration.
This is your community, and it should meet and exceed what you want to see in a Minecraft community.
In order to build on the server, you will need to be promoted to Builder. This is an easy process, and typically only takes a couple minutes. Just go to our Website and read our rules: (http://www.noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=39).
Then connect to the server using our IP: mcnoobs.info
Read our rules at (http://noobcraft.info/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=8&Itemid=10)
See our live map at (http://mcnoobs.info:8123/)
Looking forward to see you there!
Have you had enough of childish drama, disrespectful players and rude staff ruining your Minecraft Experience? If so your long search for a fun Minecraft server is over.
We strive to be the server you’ve been looking for with a fun, friendly and mature environment.MV is well established having been online since January of 2013.We have a strong economy originally based off the NPC trades created by Mojang with EssentialsEco, Chestshop, Shopkeepers, Auctions and other plugins to make trading with other players easy and fun!
What else do we have to offer?
– No plot limits. Your region will expand as you build. – Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged – Four home sets and more as you rank– Combat cooldown removed– Random tp; No starting in overpopulated areas– Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off – Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more – Creative plot world– Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
So come join the Merchant Villages family for the most fun-filled Minecraft experience available!