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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3788 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9467 |
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