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DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

SILsCraft: No Babysitting, No Schemes

babysit, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, loyalty, nephew, Niece, parenting, refusal, refusal to babysit, relationships, Respect, Schemes, Siblings, SIL, SILsCraft, stepfamily, Support, uncle

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family dynamics are more twisted than a pretzel!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of blindside babysitting, just like in the latest episode of “Real Housewives of Minecraft”. Who needs regular gameplay when you can navigate through family feuds and sibling rivalry?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between Nico and Hallie and their estranged half-siblings, all orchestrated by a cunning SIL with a master plan. Will they finally come face to face, or will the drama continue to unfold?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure – join our server now and get ready for some jaw-dropping moments that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics in Minecraft!

CraftyTime Travelers

advice, CraftyTime, hindsight, introspection, learning, life lessons, MISTAKES, past self, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, travelers, wisdom

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Love Letters Sent:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

If I could tell my past self one thing, it would be to join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the cool kids hang out. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our pet creepers are trained to do the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most epic server in all of blocky land!

GeneticCraft: No Discrimination, Just Blocks

Australia, Ban, blocks, companies, consumer rights, discriminating, discrimination, genetic information, genetic testing, GeneticCraft, genetics, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, insurance industry, insurance premiums, legislation, life insurance, policy, privacy, Protection, regulations, Results

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we ban life insurance companies from discriminating based on genetic testing results! why? because we believe everyone deserves a fair chance, even if your genes are a little wonky.

imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your DNA holding you back. no more discrimination based on what’s written in your genetic code – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of blocks and pixels.

so come on over and join us on this wild ride, where the only thing we discriminate against is boring builds and lack of creativity. let your imagination run wild and show us what you’ve got – we can’t wait to see what you create!

Pupper Sync – Mutant Mutts Welcome

animal behavior studies, animal cognition, animal research, Attention-Deficit, brain synchronisation, canine genetics, canine psychology, dog behavior, gaze interaction, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, genetic traits, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Mutant, mutts, pet companionship., pet ownership, pet therapy, petting dogs, pupper, social behavior, social impairment, Sync

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, when you join, your brain syncs up with all the other players, it’s like a virtual mind meld, dude. and get this, if you don’t join, your brain might start to lose sync and you’ll be all out of whack, like those dogs with social issues, man. but don’t worry, once you start petting your pupper in the game, everything will be chill and your brain will be in sync with the universe, bro. so, like, join now and get your brain on the same wavelength as everyone else, it’s a trip, man.

What is the IP for HasanAbi Minecraft Server?

Gamers, Gaming, hasan piker, hasanabi, hasanabi clips, hasanabi highlights, highlights, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, twitch, Woke, woke games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Hasan Piker, known online as HasanAbi, is a popular political commentator and Twitch streamer. He is best known for his progressive viewpoints and commentary on current events, often discussing social justice issues and criticizing right-wing politics. Hasan has gained a large following on Twitch and YouTube for his engaging and informative streams. He is also a member of the online political commentary show The Young Turks. HasanAbi is known for his passionate and vocal advocacy for progressive values.

What are Minecraft servers like The Bakery ?

Builders, Cities, Conquest, developers, Discord, Economy, emperor, FAITH, French-speaking, Gaiartos, graphic designers, ideas, Meetings, Nations, new features, Non-profit, Opinions, Players, preacher, Religions, Roleplay, Site Web, Survival, Towny, traveling merchant, world-building

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
New Chunks Explored:	77614	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Some similar Minecraft servers to The Bakery that you may enjoy include:

1. The Kingdoms – This server offers a similar immersive experience with a focus on building kingdoms, alliances, and engaging in PvP battles. Join forces with other players to conquer lands and rise to power.

2. The Enchanted Realms – Explore a magical world filled with unique quests, custom items, and player-run shops. Embark on adventures, battle powerful mobs, and uncover hidden secrets in this enchanting server.

3. Craftopia – Dive into a world of endless creativity in Craftopia, where you can build to your heart’s content, participate in community events, and interact with a friendly player community. Show off your building skills and make new friends along the way.

4. The Frontier – Experience life on the frontier in this wild west-themed server, complete with outlaws, sheriffs, and daring adventures. Join a town, participate in duels, and stake your claim in the untamed wilderness.

Each of these servers offers a unique spin on the immersive gameplay found in The Bakery , providing hours of entertainment for players looking for a similar experience. Join today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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PS5 Pro Roast Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1458
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7643
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of being a poorfag with a measly GTX 1060? Do you find yourself constantly making fun of the PS5 Pro just to hide your jealousy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience a world where your GPU envy is a thing of the past. Our server is so epic that even the PS5 Pro would be jealous of the fun we have. So come on, leave your GTX 1060 woes behind and join us for some epic gaming adventures!

Cool Cats 4 Trump Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Animals Bred:	57	Dragons Tamed:	4

Welcome to CATS 4 TRUMP, the most purrfect Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tail… I mean, tale.

First of all, our server is run by a team of highly-trained cats who are all huge fans of President Trump. They meow in unison whenever someone builds a wall in the game – it’s truly a sight to behold.

Secondly, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a pack of ninja cats. If you can defeat them in battle, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And last but not least, every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

So come join CATS 4 TRUMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring some catnip and a sense of humor!

WeddingRingWoesMC

anger, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Conversation, Disappointment, emotions, Expectations, Frustration, honeymoon, Marriage, perspective, relationships, Respect, Trust, Understanding, wedding ring, WeddingRingWoesMC, Yelling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage counseling experience like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama while building your dream world block by block.

Are you tired of your partner forgetting to wear their wedding ring? Fear not, because on our server, we have a special quest where you must retrieve the lost ring from the depths of a lava-filled dungeon. Will you be able to save the day and prove your commitment?

But that’s not all – join us for our “Honeymoon Adventure” event, where you and your partner must work together to survive in a world filled with monsters and challenges. Can you overcome the obstacles and strengthen your bond, or will you end up sleeping through it all like our protagonist’s husband?

So come on down to our server and yell at your virtual partner to your heart’s content! Who needs real-life therapy when you can work through your issues in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now for a marriage counseling experience you’ll never forget!

LazySunMinecraftSMP

baking, Cooking, family time, favorite activities, gardening, hobbies, Lazy Sunday, LazySunMinecraftSMP, leisure time, napping, outdoor activities, pampering, Peaceful Moments, quality time, reading, recharge, Relaxation, self-care, stress free, unwind, watching movies

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ores Mined:	3036	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Do you enjoy spending your lazy Sunday afternoons building epic structures, battling mobs, and trolling your friends? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more pranks than a comedy show, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

Join us for the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft master, forge alliances with other players, and conquer the land with your epic builds. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that breathes fire, and a secret portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!