Sticky Substance MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LawnMowerLender Minecraft Server

handheld vacuum, pay check, single mum, Lending, Afford

Are you tired of your neighbors constantly borrowing your stuff and returning it in worse condition than when they took it? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never have to deal with sticky substances on your iron or mysterious substances in your vacuum ever again!

Our server is a safe haven for all your virtual belongings, where you can lend and borrow items without the fear of them being returned damaged or dirty. Say goodbye to squeegees that mysteriously disappear and lawn mowers that come back with grass still stuck in the blades.

Join us now and experience the joy of lending and borrowing in a world where everything always comes back in pristine condition. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual ones who actually take care of your stuff?

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Kiss Me Enjoy Minecraft 1.21

Affection, Minecraft, affectionate, long-lasting love, Happiness

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First off, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance the cha-cha! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see that?

And don’t even get me started on the zombies. These guys are like the Michael Jackson of the undead world, they’ll moonwalk right into your base and steal your diamonds!

Oh, and did I mention the creepers? They’re not just blowing up your stuff, they’re blowing up the dance floor with their sick moves!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server. You’ll be kissing me and loving every minute of it!

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CraftyRoomie’s Minecraft Server

addressing racism, white privilege, uncomfortable situations, racist jokes, social awareness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for racist jokes or any kind of discrimination! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who thought it would be funny to make a “joke” about turning someone into a black man overnight. But guess what? That player got banned faster than you can say “black magic”!

Join our server and experience a community where everyone is treated with respect and where racist jokes are as welcome as a creeper in your house. So come on in, build some epic structures, and leave the racism at the door. Trust us, you’ll have a blast!

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BabyShowerDramaGoneWild

toxic relationship, Delusional, emotional roller coaster, love, baby shower

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story!

Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?

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BlockBrokeMC

financial insecurity, socioeconomic status, poverty measurement, poverty statistics, poverty definition

When you log onto our server and your character is wearing a cardboard box for armor and wielding a stick as a weapon. But fear not, because on our server, being poor is a badge of honor! Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies with nothing but a potato and a dream.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode. They’ve heard the legends of players who can tame them and ride them into battle like a fiery green steed. Will you be one of those legendary players? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored unicorns to flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, you’ll never know what fantastical beast you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon that farts rainbows?

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SydneySynagogueCraft

racism, solidarity, Australia, Graffiti, synagogue

are you tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where we have swastikas sprayed on the walls of every building! it’s like a fun game of hide and seek, but with hate symbols! join now for a chance to see the most outrageous and offensive builds you’ve ever seen in minecraft! who needs political correctness when you can have a good laugh at the expense of others? come join the madness today!

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Wild Play Fun Land

Fun, Curiosity, problem solving, Science, INDEPENDENCE

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is off da hook, like, so cray cray u won’t even believe it.

imagine dis, u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig, like, what even is dat? and den u find out dat da whole server is actually on da back of a dragon, like, how cool is dat?

But wait, dere’s more! u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for da evil llamas dat guard dem, dey spit at u like crazy.

And get dis, u can ride on a flying unicorn to explore da server, like, how insane is dat? and if u get bored, u can always challenge da ender dragon to a dance-off, cuz why not?

So, like, join dis server now and experience da wildest, most epic adventure of ur life. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

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Eternal Nippon Dream 1.20.4

cultural understanding, cultural integration, cultural heritage, acceptance, 1.20.4

Bro, do you even Minecraft? This server is like a virtual Japan, but with creepers and diamonds instead of sushi and anime girls.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate weeb paradise, where you can build your own pixelated Mt. Fuji and ride on pixelated bullet trains.

Don’t be a baka, come join us and embrace your inner otaku while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies.

Who needs to be Japanese when you can be a Minecraft master on this server? Plus, we have virtual ramen shops and kawaii skins for days.

Say goodbye to reality and konnichiwa to a whole new world of blocky fun!

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MomVacayDenied

vacation, INDEPENDENCE, relationship, city trip, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from your family drama and bond with your virtual friends instead! Join us for a chance to build your dream city and explore the blocky world with like-minded players.

Don’t worry about leaving your mom behind on her couple trips, here you can create your own adventures and never have to deal with guilt trips again. Plus, who needs real-life vacations when you can travel to far-off lands in Minecraft and slay dragons with your buddies?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that don’t involve awkward family conversations or guilt trips. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server – because here, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

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CraftyCashMC

shopping spree, CraftyCashMC, Property, Splurge, Happiness

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why? Well, first of all, our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky made entirely of diamond blocks. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND BLOCKS.

Secondly, our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Legend has it that whoever defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot.

And last but not least, joining our server gives you the chance to participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. So forget about buying a mansion or a sports car – come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams!

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